This is a story about a man with the greatest power of all: Friendship! Okay, that’s a lie. The greatest power is obviously the ability to create and utilize other powers. However, with great power… Comes equally obnoxious side effects.

After being struck by lightning in a basement, it can happen, Michael Cinagra finds himself trapped in a hellish prison-world for an indeterminate amount of time. Yet with great perseverance and determination… Well, he basically goes insane.

Fortunately, the price he paid in sanity was rewarded with an absurdly annoying and overpowered ability… Which the author isn’t going to write about in the damn synopsis, because that would be a pretty major spoiler.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Who Writes This Garbage?