PS V1, Chapter 20: Bonus Round

“Oh please~! Those bitches were total noobs!” Michael snickered, bragging “As long as you give me a decent suit of armor, I could even kill a whole army of losers like-Holy fuck!” Continue reading

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PS V1, Chapter 19: Casual Lust

“Is this bitch actually a zombie?” The moment the glasses vanished, that woman got down on all fours and started sprinting towards Michael with her abnormally long tongue, hanging out of her mouth. Continue reading

PS V1, Chapter 18: Asura-3

Matthew’s happiness was brought about by the fact that he managed to get so many cards of the same type, cost and rarity. Thus, his fusion results would be far more predictable. Also, “It seems like Azrael’s cards don’t include any sex toys or ghostly dicks…” Continue reading

PS, V1, Chapter 16: Money

“Oh my God! Holy shit! Iris, save me!” Matthew panicked and was about to run away, when he noticed that the woman totally ignored him and started sprinting over to the other side of the arena. After that, he looked at his own holographic card in the corner of his vision. Continue reading

PS V1, Chapter 15: Free-For-All

“Is this normal?” Matthew sat down near the back of the concrete room. It was slightly chilly, especially since he was only wearing a loincloth and he was excessively skinny. Continue reading

Finished a Series, “Observing the End”, 3 Volumes

[Death ain’t the end, so long as you don’t want it to be. For people who wanna die and stay dead, that’s easier said than done. But it is still kinda possible. Just like taking a long, dreamless sleep… Except, for me at least, I always have to wake up to piss eventually.

Stories do need to end eventually though. Not necessarily in the conventional sense. You know, where the author is just like “Fuck this shit, I got bills to pay, I can’t waste my time on this series that isn’t even making me any money anymore!”

Or when a series gets cancelled for political bullshit reasons that shouldn’t even exist. The most common problem is just having bad ratings or low funding. So many awesome shows ended prematurely.] Continue reading

PS V1, Chapter 10: Fusion

[Creature: Xian Dao Natives
Type: Unit
Rarity: Common
Mana Cost: 2
Description: Summons 2 to 5 humans from an undeveloped tribe of Xian Dao. Their basic equipment includes leather or fur kilts. They might be muscular and tall, short and feeble or even sickly elders. Although they have the chance to be Summoned along with primitive weapons, tools and armor, the odds are relatively low. Their corpses and items will persist through death.] Continue reading

PS, V1, Chapter 9: New Cards

I’m seriously considering trying to publish this book on Kindle once I finish editing it completely. The main annoying problem is that it takes forever for me to find an artist and for them to make a decent cover photo lol. Regardless, when I’m going through and editing these chapters, I barely have to ‘fix’ anything at all. It would be rather simple to put it into a document and then turn that into something to publish :).

Anyway, for those who were guessing what card he would get from the achievement…

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PS, V1, Chapter 8: Violence

The pale and hairy nudist started laughing hysterically, then yelled “Thanks a fuckin lot! I’ve always wanted to bludgeon someone to death with a giant crystal dick!” Continue reading