Okay~ then, so I have a few things to announce. First of all, fuck my life, I woke up a day ago, after spending a whole day in agony, I finally started having trouble breathing and decided “Fuck it, I don’t wanna die!” and went to the ER. In case you’ve never been to a hospital before, no, they aren’t like the ones in TV shows! Goddamn it, I got there at 1:30 Am and sat in a waiting room until like 5 or 6 am! The worst part is that I was actually one of the luckier people, because there were some who had to wait over 12 hours…
Anyway, after that I finally got to go to ‘my’ room, where I laid on a bed that was terribad, even by my standards. I waited there for 3 hours before a resident asked me some questions and felt my abdomen etcetera. Eventually, he left and I had to wait for another hour, before his supervising doctor finally arrived. The two of them tag-team finger-banged my anus and didn’t find anything too fucked up, so they sent me to get a couple X-rays.
The moral of the story is that I spent 10 hours waiting and lost my anal virginity to find out that I just have really bad gas. Apparently I wasn’t dying and even though I ‘feel’ like I’m on the brink of self-detonation, I’m probably going to ‘live’.
Unfortunately, while I am still semi-conscious, all of my attention is focused on learning out to fart again. I don’t know what the future holds at the moment, so I probably won’t be able to keep the schedule for next weekend of editing and posting chapter 8-15 of Book 2 of “Hardcore OP-ness”.
Luckily for all of you, I already finished editing and scheduling chapters 1-7 before the shit “didn’t” hit the fan and my life turned into a game of fart or die. Sigh~, I honestly have never liked fart-jokes, but “What you say is what you get.” and I believe I can fart… Ugh, I feel like Gas-X is a lie!
Now that the story of my life has been disclosed, I’d like to mention something else depressing. I wrote like 5,200 words out of 11,000-ish for that Original Novel Contest that Gravity is doing and I definitely would have easily been able to write the rest if my asshole hadn’t stabbed me in the backside.(I’ve been awake for way too long to give a fuck how lame these jokes are…)
Anyway, it’s a first-person Xianxia story and since I won’t be able to finish it in the time limit, I’ll just start posting it on here. I wanna have at least 20 or 30 chapters first before I start releasing them. I’ve got like 3 lol. Although, I might end up posting a few as a teaser to see if people actually like it rofl. If it’s a train-wreck, then I won’t even bother continuing it… For now though, I just need to ‘relax’ and not have any panic attacks while trying to struggle to create a proper gas-leak without killing myself.
Okay, seriously though, I’m finally taking that break from writing that I was supposed to do like forever ago. If I write anything now, it’ll just be filled with bad fart-jokes and depression.