“Phew~, thank God they have a fireplace…” Matthew sat down onto the sofa, next to his mother. She was covering herself with a thick quilt, while drinking some hot chocolate out of a mug. Meanwhile, Michael was standing in the kitchen with a white robe on, cooking a big pot of spaghetti on the gas stove. Continue reading
Anaishe was in a daze the whole trip. Smoke was wafting in from outside, while the blood and gore on Michael’s armor was also very potent. She gagged and dry heaved a few times, but ultimately couldn’t vomit any more. Continue reading
When you summon an MC… Or is it a MC? Oh well, the moral of the story is that when shit hits the fan, you don’t wanna be in front of it. Or anywhere in the damn room for that matter.
“Mom, I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. I’m a Summoner. I have the ability to bring things into this world using magic, kinda.” Continue reading
The Tooth Fairies: An obsessive compulsive dentist and his sadomasochistic female assistant, break into people’s homes at night and perform unwanted but extremely necessary dental procedures on their patients(victims). The patients often struggle and resist, but they always give in eventually. After the patients are completely cavity free or no longer have their wisdom teeth, the Tooth Fairies take their leave.
Doctor Roadkill: A deranged veterinarian who practices necromancy on unfortunate animals he finds on his way home from work. Sadly, rather than terrifying zombies or disgusting abominations, the best he could do was resurrecting them back to the state right before they were killed. Perhaps one day, he will fulfill his wish of creating a horde of zombified monsters?
The Flush: A Hydromancer who has enough hydrokinetic powers to force a clogged toilet to flush.
Trashmob: After taking an experimental birth control pill, she developed the ability to asexually reproduce. Her clones can grow and mature to adulthood within a day, while also retaining her personality and all of her memories.
Garbageman: Was originally Trashman, but Trashmob sued him for copyright infringement. He can turn garbage into other kinds of garbage.
Warlock: A man whose cursed so often and seriously that he eventually gained the ability to transform his words into actual curses.
Teleporter: A young woman who one day realized that she no longer needed to urinate or defecate anymore. At first she thought she was ill, but she never felt sick and the doctors said she was fine. Still unaware of her true potential, her excretions are constantly being teleported to random locations in small batches. There was once a man who died under mysterious circumstances… The autopsy showed that he had a large chunk of corn-riddled fecal matter trapped in his left lung.
Tea Master: An old man who can conjure teabags from thin air… Used teabags, which were stolen from various places around the world… Mostly trash cans.
After a losing consciousness for a few minutes, Matthew opened his eyes and yawned a bit. There were no lights in the basement and the window was completely closed, but there also wasn’t any kind of door at the top of the stairs. Since the kitchen lights were on, there was still a bit of illumination. At least enough for him to see the hand in front of his face. Continue reading
However, instead of panicking or freaking out, Alicia actually began moaning. Then her irises started glowing bright-red, while she immediately unbuttoned her blouse, revealing her fairly large breasts. Continue reading
“I can’t believe I’m actually back on Earth…” Alicia had removed the wooden plank that was blocking the window in the basement and looked up at the bright-white moon in the sky. Even though it was cold out and the heat was on, they still needed to air the place out since they were mopping the tile floor with bleachy water. Continue reading
“I can’t believe I own a motorcycle… No, I guess I also own a giant silver tower that I can Summon anywhere I want as well… But I actually own a motorcycle. And it looks fancy as hell!” Continue reading
[Item: Lucky Hospital Beds
Mana Cost: 4
Description: Summons 2 to 4 Lucky Hospital Beds. Aside from being able to adjust to various positions and move around on wheels like any other hospital bed, these beds are special. They have been blessed by a Priestess of Arcana and imbued with magical healing properties. Not only will they allow the user to recover from injuries more quickly, they will also protect them from weak curses and various types of misfortune. The frames are mostly made from metal, while the guard rails are plastic and the removable trays are wooden. Comes with comfortable mattresses, thick blankets, thin sheets and fluffy hypoallergenic pillows. Very small probability of averting disasters.] Continue reading