“What do you mean they escaped?!” The first thing I heard in the morning was Princess what’s her face screaming her lungs out while hugging me way too tightly against her chest.
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I was a little pissed off at first, but when I landed on the old lady’s windowsill again, I saw her feeding her cute black cat just like before. Nothing particularly strange or special happening. From what I could tell, Lanna was still just… Living her life as usual. Nothing changed. She probably didn’t even remember me anymore.
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Continue reading“Papa, please, hang on! Please!” A little girl was crying over her unconscious father’s body. The man was skeletal, his body basically withered away. What disease he had, I have no clue. It reminded me of my own father though… Diabetes doesn’t always make you obese. Sometimes it makes you waste away like a fucking mummy. Hopefully it’s not something dragons can get.
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I think I might actually pick up cartography. It’s a little difficult without paper and a pen but maybe if I ever find civilization, I’ll figure something out. But being a dragon does have a lot of benefits. I always did have a pretty good sense of direction, well not direction but directions. Actually I wasn’t very good at directions either. But I was good at knowing where I am and figuring out how to get to other places. When you have a bird’s-eye view, for a dragon’s eye view at least, it becomes much easier to make a map.
Fortunately my lizard brain is pretty good at remembering things. I still remember what those three mountains look like and I also remember the forest I passed over to reach this grassy plain. I’ve seen some wild horses and buffalo already. Makes me wonder if I’m in America, specifically the wild West or maybe the Midwest but like in the wild west era.
Continue readingBlue whales are born weighing 5 to 6k pounds and measuring up to 23 feet long. In the first year of their lives, they’ll grow about 10 pounds per hour or 250 pounds per day. Reaching about 60 feet long and well over 20 tons. Which is fucking insane to think about.
Dragons, or at least my particular brand of awesome black dragon, isn’t quite so dramatic or ridiculous. No wait, maybe it is? I’ve always been kinda bad at math. All I know is that I’m probably about three months old now. My growth speed has slowed down, kinda, since I’m ‘only’ a foot long now. But it does mean that I’ve gotten like four times longer since I was born, hatched, whatever.
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