Monthly Archives: July 2015

Chapter 1: The MC Is a ‘No-Lifer’

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Drenched in steaming water, a man materialized in the middle of a grassy plain; he was completely naked, with a foamy, white substance in his short, black-hair.  He casually muttered “Okay then… that was weird. Hmmm~ probably aliens? Well, I could just be dreaming, or dead, but somehow, this place feels kinda… different? Maybe I was abducted, or fell through some sort of trans-dimensional portal, heh. Sigh, they could have at least waited until I was finished though.” As soap leaked into his eyes, he shouted “Ow-ow-ow, shit! Damn it! Gah, oi, whoever brought me here; couldn’t you have waited until ‘after’ I got out of the fucking shower!?” Continue reading →

Hardcore OP-ness

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Okay, so as some of you may or may not know, a few weeks ago I had writers-block while working on chapter eleven of “Immortal Soul” and thought: “Oh hey, maybe I should just half-ass a transportation story to help get over my slump…”  Thus, I finally decided to write something that wasn’t related to “Immortal Soul” for the first time in almost a whole year lol.

Now, even if I have a decent disclaimer already, I kinda feel that it’s necessary to warn people about a few things.  The ‘MC’ is kinda-sorta overpowered, but at the same time, not really.  This isn’t one of those stories, where some random guy gets sucked into another world, and is instantly amazing at everything in the universe.  There’s also the matter of profanity; the narrator doesn’t curse as far as I remember, but characters(Mostly the MC) swears like… well, normal people lol.

There is some sexual-content, but it’s a bit more ‘realistic’ and awkward than you’re probably anticipating.  Don’t expect any rape or slavery nonsense, cause that’s just not physically possible in this game-like world,  I’m already working on chapter 38 of this story at the moment, but I’ve only edited chapter 1 rofl, so yeah, I’ll probably be writing this story faster that I’ll be releasing it :P.  If I keep disclaiming things, I’ll probably end up giving spoilers, so good-luck and be careful out there lol.

Synopsis

Most people pray for good health, a loving family, and to win the lottery.  I asked “Can you send me to a game-like fantasy-style world?  It can’t be too unrealistic, but also, it would be nice if I was immortal to some degree.  Oh yea, no rape or slavery either, cause then I’ll have to spend the whole time trying to create a perfect society, and I’d rather not have to deal with all that nonsense.  No other players either, cause that always creates a ton of annoying drama, and I just want to have a fun, relaxing, and enjoyable time.”

Three years later, after I had completely forgotten about that… well, better late than never I suppose.  The moral of this story, is to be careful what you wish for; also, cuteness is justice, so don’t complain if adorable bunnies beat you to death and devour your corpse.

(Warning: This story includes profanity, nudity, descriptive violence and gore, plus all of the other things that disclaimers usually have to tell you about.  Do not read this if you dislike transportation, virtual reality, fantasy, or other similar genres… or me, because I’m the author.)

Addiction + Status Update on Chapter Eleven

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No, this is not about drugs or alcohol… this is about games like “Cookie Clicker” and “Clicker Heroes” or even “The Gate“(My current addiction)  My advice: Don’t play them!  Stay far away and never click those links, because your soul will be corrupted and your mouse will literally break.  Well, “The Gate” isn’t quite as bad as the clicker-duo, but it’s still pretty devastating to your sleeping schedule lol.

Ironically, my purpose for this post was to give you a link to “My Save Data” for “Clicker Heroes” because well… I played it for so damn long, and got so far in it, that it’s kind of a shame for it to just vanish into obscurity :(.  You basically just go to the doc, Ctrl + A, and copy it all; then you go into “Clicker Heroes” and paste the giant clump of randomness into the “Import” thingy in the settings.  Now, if you already play it, and you want to see my progress, just make sure to save your own data to a notepad or google-doc before checking mine out.  Sigh, regardless of how much time I wasted on that damn game, I’m sure there are plenty of crazy people out there who have spent way more time and effort getting even farther than I did, but I still think that my OCD took me pretty far lol.

Anyway, chapter 11 of Immortal Soul had a few delays… because I wasn’t 100% sure which way to go with things, and at one point I almost started writing a new story, (Kind of like a Xianxia-style genre?) but eventually realized what I wanted to happen in chapter 11 and started writing it again.  I’m currently about 4500 words in, so probably halfway done; it’s going to be a relatively long one, compared the last few.  It’s not really a spoiler, since I’ve been planning this for the past… I don’t even know how long exactly, but chapter 11 is definitely going to be in Lorelei’s perspective; chapter 12 will more than likely be in Amber’s perspective, but I might end up making it 3rd person instead(Like chapter 9 and all of Questing lol).

Oh yea, I forgot that I haven’t posted chapter 10… lmao, well, I still haven’t edited it yet, because I’ve been focusing on writing and don’t want to lose my very flimsy concentration.  Basically, when I finish writing chapter 11, I’ll most likely write chapter 12 immediately afterwards, and since it will probably be a short chapter, I’ll hopefully be able to finish both of them this week.  Then I’ll have to edit them, which could take a while, or it could be super-fast depending on how distracted I am lol.

Hmmm, for those of you who don’t care about anything I just said… Here are the Cats you’ve been waiting for!