OP-ness Returns, Chapter 1: Naked and Unarmed

“Okay, let’s say I fucked Jasmine in the ass while she was wearing her dick-girl panties… Would that be gay? This is just hypothetical, alright? Anyway, it’s not like she would be the one fucking my ass. But she would be having sex with Inari in her fox-form, in this particular ‘random’ scenario, that definitely didn’t happen last night in Sarah’s semi-consensual sex basement.”

Michael and Elena were in the kitchen of their home, enjoying a delicious three-course meal that the overweight Talia had prepared. She only ate the salad and left early to go train, in order to lose some of the fat that she gained recently. While the angelic cat-girl and Nephilim had absurdly high metabolisms, to the point where they physically couldn’t accumulate fat anymore.

“JJ is a girl, so no matter what kind of weird stuff you do with her, it doesn’t meant that you’re attracted to men Michael…” The angelic cat-girl giggled, while breastfeeding Iris and Rachael at the same time.

It had been several peaceful weeks since they uncombined and lost most of their memories of what they did over the course of those seventy-odd years as Minari Sarina Jalicia. However, they weren’t too worried about it. They also were slacking a lot lately, maybe training some skills here and there, but mostly enjoying their lives in various ways.

Michael was having sex with six different, yet ‘beautiful’ women; at least they were extremely attractive from his perspective. He also started writing again. Many of the stories that he had forgotten about, were saved on the small flash-drive he recovered from the world he casually destroyed. Of course, his main occupation was still that of a Summoner. His job: To literally create bodies for various souls or put their souls back in their original bodies. It wasn’t quick or easy, but he did improve quite a few of his stats during the process.

[Player Information

Name: Michael
Titles: The Nudist, The Noob, The Immortal, The Lurker, The Survivor, The Astronaut, Shinigami, The Heretic, The Harem Keeper, The Exhibitionist, The Necrophiliac, The Cannibal
Level: 34
Experience: 1034/1360
Age: Adult
Race: Chaotic Nephilim
Rank: D
Class: Guardian
Specialization: Tank, Melee and Ranged Damage Dealer, Support
Profession: Intermediate Summoner Level 3]


Health: 600/600
Mana: 255/255
Stamina: 300/300
Mana Regen per minute: 330
Health Regen per hour: 600

Strength: 55
Vitality: 60
Endurance: 60
Dexterity: 26
Agility: 42
Intelligence: 51
Wisdom: 33
Perception: 20
Charisma: 25

Willpower: 31
Luck: 31
Aura: 160

Attack Power: 275
Defense Rating: 30]

His stats without the aid of any equipment were fairly high for someone of his level and rank. Especially his Luck and Willpower, of which most NPCs and Players typically had very little. Of course, the reason that his stats before equipment are being displayed will be revealed shortly.

Inari was leveling her Profession, Farmer’s Apprentice, which was exactly as dull and unimpressive as it sounded. Her job revolved around planting and growing various crops, gardening to a certain extent, and also raising livestock. It was simple work, but very difficult to make any progress in a short period of time. Thus, her stats were essentially the same.

[Companion Information

Name: Inari
Titles: The Feeder, Chaos Hunter, Pack Leader, Of the Ceaseless Regrowth, The Dragonslayer
Level: 36
Experience: 346/1440
Age: Adolescent
Race: Seven-Tailed Fox
Rank: B
Class: Druid
Specialization: Melee and Ranged Damage Dealer, Subterfuge, Tanking
Profession: Farmer’s Apprentice]


Health: 420/420
Mana: 200/200
Stamina: 210/210
Mana Regen per minute: 400
Health Regen per hour: 420

Strength: 60
Vitality: 42
Endurance: 42
Dexterity: 50
Agility: 172
Intelligence: 40
Wisdom: 40
Perception: 29
Charisma: 25

Willpower: 23
Luck: 23
Aura: 311

Attack Rating: 300
Defense Rating: 21]

Sarah was slacking as well, since she hadn’t done much Necromancy or anything else significant since they went on break. As she said before, “I ain’t fuckin wastin my life anymore! From now on, I’m gonna enjoy myself more!” And thus she had a few orgies with the mindless Michael zombies, spent a lot of time meditating and watched copious amounts of television. She also participated in a few bondage sessions with Talia, though they were more violent than sexual.

[Companion Information

Name: Sarah Carelia
Titles: The Tree-Hater, Of the Eternal Darkness, The Necrophiliac, The Daughter of Umbra, The Shadowy Temptress, The Dragonslayer
Level: 30
Experience: 0/900
Age: Adult
Race: Death-Elf
Rank: D
Class: Shadow
Specialization: Melee Damage Dealer, Subterfuge
Profession: Intermediate Necromancer Level 1]


Health: 100/100
Mana: 180/180
Stamina: 50/50
Mana Regen per minute: 130
Health Regen per hour: 100

Strength: 18
Vitality: 10
Endurance: 10
Dexterity: 39
Agility: 68
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 13
Perception: 5
Charisma: 13

Willpower: 28
Luck: 26
Aura: 253

Attack Rating: 90
Defense Rating: 5]

Compared to Michael and Inari, Sarah’s stats were incredibly low. To the point where without the help of her equipment, she would be killed very swiftly by enemies that were much lower level then herself. Of course, her Agility was so high that without her equipment, she could practically fly due to her extremely low body-weight and high buoyancy.

Elena was raising Michael and Alice’s children, along with her own kitten: Iris Angelica Healy. Rachael and Iris got along pretty well, while the other Lamia were a bit more baby-like. For example, Rachael and Iris would often go out ‘leveling’ by slaughtering various small animals on the mountain outside their home, causing the angelic cat-girl exorbitant amounts of stress and anxiety. Her Enchanting was thus put on hold.

[Companion Information

Name: Elina Jacobs
Titles: Of the Undying Light
Level: 28
Experience: 458/840
Age: Adult
Race: Ethereal Feline Angel
Rank: D
Class: Oracle of Lux
Specialization: Healing, Support, Ranged Damage Dealer
Profession: Enchanter Level 3]


Health: 40/40
Mana: 175/175
Stamina: 20/20
Mana Regen per minute: 250
Health Regen per hour: 40

Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Endurance: 4
Dexterity: 15
Agility: 18
Intelligence: 35
Wisdom: 25
Perception: 3
Charisma: 11

Willpower: 12
Luck: 11
Aura: 53

Attack Power: 20
Defense Rating: 2]

Elina’s stats were abysmally low. Although her Intelligence and Wisdom were high, it wouldn’t matter much if she was hit by a stray arrow or spell. It was amazing that she had only died so few times, because her health wasn’t much higher, even with her equipment. For that matter, she barely had enough Stamina to participate in any physical activity at all.

Jasmine Jade ironically had accomplished the most out of her Companions in the past few weeks. She actually managed to reach the tenth level of the Gunsmith Profession, choosing to take a broader career path, rather than focusing entirely on firearms.

[Congratulations, you have chosen to become a Mechanic! This Profession focuses not only on the creation and repair of firearms, they also have the ability to build, design and fix various types of mechanical equipment, including vehicles. You have gained +10 Strength, +10 Endurance, +10 Vitality, +10 Dexterity, +10 Intelligence, +5 Wisdom and +5 Perception.]

[Congratulations, you have earned the title: The Mechanic! +3 Luck and +3 Willpower.]

She also gained the Passive ability, [Mechanical Mastery Level 1: When utilizing Mechanical items, equipment and vehicles, Defence and Attack Rating increase by 10%.]

[Companion Information

Name: Jasmine Jade
Titles: The Heretic, Kingslayer, Of the Infinite Chaos, The Alcoholic Loli, The Mechanic
Level: 33
Experience: 41/1320
Age: Adult
Race: Chaotic Slimy Feline Succubus
Rank: D
Class: Gunslinger
Specialization: Ranged Damage Dealer, Hexer
Profession: Mechanical Engineer Level 1]


Health: 200/200
Mana: 150/150
Stamina: 100/100
Mana Regen per minute: 250
Health Regen per hour: 200

Strength: 20
Vitality: 20
Endurance: 20
Dexterity: 41
Agility: 51
Intelligence: 30
Wisdom: 25
Perception: 19
Charisma: 25

Willpower: 40
Luck: 37
Aura: 75

Attack Power: 100
Defense Rating: 10]

Talia worked the hardest, by far. Not as a Musician, since she barely ever played anymore. She would gain experience from just burning fat, so unlike the rest, she was the only one who leveled up. She placed those four Stat Points into Agility, since it was her highest Stat, and the hardest one to increase through training. While her Dexterity improved significantly from all the short-sword and bow practices she did with her mother, every day.

[Companion Information

Name: Talia Aeris Ramirez
Titles: The Ruthless, Of the Endless Storm
Level: 32
Experience: 1085/1240
Age: Adult
Race: High-Elf
Rank: D
Class: Huntress
Specialization: Ranged and Melee Damage Dealer, Healer, Support
Profession: Musician Level 47]


Health: 250/250
Mana: 235/235
Stamina: 125/125
Mana Regen per minute: 210
Health Regen per hour: 250

Strength: 30
Vitality: 25
Endurance: 25
Dexterity: 55
Agility: 67
Intelligence: 47
Wisdom: 21
Perception: 30
Charisma: 14

Willpower: 32
Luck: 29
Aura: 250

Attack Rating: 150
Defense Rating: 12.5]


Mana Retention Level 3: Able to store excessive amounts of mana within fat-cells, for later use. 2 pounds of fat will be ‘refined’ into 3 experience points, every hour.

Arousal Resistance Level 6: Able to resist Charisma up to 600% of the Willpower stat.

Naturae’s Blessing Level 3: Organs, bones, tissues and even entire limbs can be completely restored, through Health Regeneration. Immunity from all diseases, curses, poisons, and toxins within 15 levels of your current level.

Intermediate Wind Affinity Level 9: Increases mana and health regeneration dramatically, when exposed to windy environments by 100%. Increases damage against enemies of the Earth Affinity by 100%. Increases healing done to allies of the Wind Affinity by 90%.

Aeris’ Blessing of Speed Level 11: Increases Agility by 22 points.

Intermediate Nature Affinity Level 4: Increased health and mana regeneration within jungles, forests, and sunny, warm, or moist environments by 100%. Increases damage against enemies of the Chaotic Affinity by 100%. Increases healing done to allies of the Nature Affinity by 40%.

Natural Serenity Level 10: Increases Intelligence and Wisdom by 10 points.

Advanced Archery Mastery Level 5: Increases damage with all types of bows and crossbows by 100%. Decreases the Strength required to draw bows and crossbows by 50%. Bypasses 25% of enemy Defense Rating.

Intermediate Dagger Mastery Level 1: Increases damage with short-swords, daggers, knives, and other similar weapons by 100%. Increases attack speed of short-swords, daggers, knives and other similar weapons by 10%.

Blessing of the Huntress Level 10(Max): Increases damage done to magical-beasts by 100%. Reduces aggro generation dramatically. Raises Perception by 10 points.

Voice of the Sidhe Level 6: When singing, Charisma increases by 50%. Improves training speed of the Wind Affinity by 30%.

Master of Strings Level 10(Max): When playing string instruments, Charisma increases by 100%. Improves the training speed of Archery Mastery by 50%.]

Most of her Passives were improved significantly, except Arousal Resistance. Due to the influence of Sarah and Michael, Talia’s ability to suppress her sexual urges and ignore Charisma was certainly on the decline.

Out of everyone, Alice most definitely did the very least. In fact, she was in a drug-induced coma since the day everyone returned home. If she wasn’t protected by the house, she most definitely would have died many times over.

However, she wasn’t merely sleeping. In her dreams, she experienced her past life as Alice King. While also occasionally seeing visions of the future. Alice King lived a short and tragic life. She was a drug-dealer in High School, and eventually became addicted to heroin, while also getting pregnant. Unfortunately, her boyfriend ‘Michael Cinagra’, just so happened to be abducted by aliens. In the meantime, Alice King was murdered by hitman in some cartel… She actually saw what happened afterwards, as a wandering spirit.

She had a sister named Kelsey King, and when she found out what happened, the terrifying woman actually went through and wiped out the entire gang. Afterwards, Kelsey raised Alice’s daughter, who ‘miraculously’ survived in the body of her brain dead mother. When Kelsey finally decided to pull the plug, Alice’s coma came to an end.

As she opened her eyes and stared up at the bright blue magical sky of her room, the giant orange lizard-woman let out a deafening roar. Then she stood up and looked around, noticing that all of her equipment was where she remembered it. A few screens popped up in front of her face after that.

[Congratulations, you have survived an incredible ordeal! After living through your past-life, you have gained the title Dreamlord and the subsequent Passive ability at maximum level.]

[Dream Mastery Level 10(Max): Completely immune to illusory spells and mind-altering drugs. Capable of having dreams of the future and past.]

[Companion Information

Name: Alice Flameborn
Titles: The Neet, The Nudist, The Junkie, The Insane, The Dreamlord
Level: 31
Experience: 151/1240
Age: Adult
Race: Draconic Lava-Fairy
Rank: D
Class: Elementalist
Specialization: Ranged and Melee Damage Dealer, Tank
Profession: Master Alchemist Level 5]


Health: 590/590
Mana: 165/165
Stamina: 295/295
Mana Regen per minute: 330
Health Regen per hour: 590

Strength: 59
Vitality: 59
Endurance: 59
Dexterity: 25
Agility: 59
Intelligence: 33
Wisdom: 27
Perception: 12
Charisma: 11

Willpower: 40
Luck: 20
Aura: 200

Attack Power: 295
Defense Rating: 29.5]

“Shit! Michael!” She shouted as she leaped off the island and made it halfway to the other shore. Then she started swimming frantically, as she continuously attempted to send her companions telepathic messages, but nothing went through.

“Fuck you Arcana!” As she roared, the water suddenly swallowed her whole, pulling the dragonic woman into the depths.

Then a small foot-long shark surfaced, with a surprisingly human grin on her face. The creature murmured, “Arcana has no power here.”



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