“Honestly though, is the world really ‘ending’? From what I can see, while a few billion people and countless animals have died, it’s not like there aren’t new ones being born. In fact, according to this random blog I just found, it seems like there are all kinds of new ecosystems and biomes being created. Lots of the humans that were infected have gone crazy, but there are still plenty of them that just got weird and totally useless superpowers. Like this pornstar… who grew a second penis.” Michael was staring at ‘his’ smart-phone and obnoxiously talking to himself, when the door suddenly opened. The moment that he saw that ‘person’, he yelled “Oh my god!” Continue reading →