“You’re all just fucking cockroaches! Worthless slaves! How dare you pathetic minions rebel against I, your great-grandmother, Immortal Yi!” I heard a deafening roar, as the little bastard literally burrowed into my brain. Then I blacked out and had a really disturbing dream. Continue reading
Okay, so I decided to make a gameplay video of “Total War: Warhammer” because, well, I didn’t think it would take so long to upload lol.
Mei was sick. On the first day, we figured it was just a really bad hangover. She would throw up every few hours and had a massive migraine. This happened after her little lesson ended by the way. Continue reading
“One-hundred and twenty-seven… No wait, a few years back, they added a new island. Hmmm, Levi, stop playing with my butt and pay attention! Your education is important! Ahem~, this is a map of The Southern Islands! See there in the middle, that’s Hua Jiang Palace. Almost right on top of that, is the biggest and most densely populated landmass… Hua Qiang Island. The northern end is where the Capital is, the place we originally boarded the Titanic Fury. Look, on the westernmost edge is the second largest island. It’s covered with dozens of giant active volcanoes. That’s where the Li Sect is based, but they also control thirty of the surrounding islands. To the absolute south is Pao Pao Island. The temperature there is chilly in the summer and terrifyingly cold in the winter. Actually, although I’ve never been down there before, I’ve heard that all fifty southernmost islands transform into a massive frozen continent during the harsher winters.” Continue reading
As I reached the top of the ramp, I noticed that the main deck was totally empty. In fact, pretty much every single crew member was on shore leave. Then I heard Captain Li’s deep resonant laughter from the poop deck. Yes, that’s what it’s really called. Continue reading
It was the middle of the day, but there were still plenty of other drunkards wandering about and making noise. A block away, there were two Adepts dueling to the death. On our way back to the ship, we passed by at least three or four hardcore brawls. Honestly, under the circumstances, Mei’s little outburst shouldn’t have even drawn any attention. Continue reading
“My bother hash therity sex wives~! An, en, an~ he calls ‘me’ a whore?! Fucks that bastards! Ugn~, Barkeep! More wine~! Now~!” Continue reading
Fun fact: You can fit a sawed-off shotgun in a magical money-pouch. I didn’t even need to tuck it into my belt or strap it to my back, because it was well under a meter in length. Since the Contribution Tokens barely took up any space in the first place, I didn’t have any trouble shoving the shotgun inside the tiny bag. Continue reading
No matter who we are, there will always be things that we’re forced to do. Where was the line? What separated tedious tasks from slave labor? Who decides what’s right or wrong? If someone consents to having sex, even if they hate it and really don’t want to, then would that be considered ‘rape’? Continue reading
Okay, that’s a lie lmao. I didn’t feel like coming up with an April Fools Day special event, so I just edited and posted this chapter of HCOP HCL. Sigh, my eyes have been really fucked up lately… I think it was because I had the window open the other day and there was sunlight… Ah, sunlight, so harmful to us vampires. Anyway, now even at 150% magnification on my giant screen, everything is still pretty blurry.
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