When Michael finished defecating, the Light immediately disintegrated all of the waste and even acted as pseudo toilet-paper. As the warm sensation entered into his body, he asked “If you’re gonna give me a radioactive enema anyway, what’s the point in shitting?” Obviously, the magical device wasn’t programmed to retort his question, or even understand that he was speaking. Continue reading
“Quest Complete: You have chosen ten strangers, seemingly at random, and rescued them from certain death. Two men, one boy, and seven women are alive right now, because they were fortunate enough to come across your path. There are no truly selfless people; everyone has desires and goals that they pursue, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have chosen to help others, to achieve yours. Continue reading
As soon as Michael walked into his huge and empty living-room, he was shouted at: “Don’t you dare molest or violate that holy vessel!” Continue reading
The palisade which normally surrounded the Temple of Asura, had been destroyed in many areas by raging gigantic Ogres, Orcs, and even massive Chaos Treants. In fact, Michael actually recognized a certain colossal panther, who was happily munching on a huge wyvern carcass. Continue reading
[Player Information
Name: Michael
Titles: The Nudist, The Noob, The Immortal, The Lurker, The Survivor, The Astronaut, Shinigami
Level: 11
Experience: 23/220
Age: Adult
Race: Human
Rank: F
Class: None
Specialization: None
Profession: Leatherworker Level 3] Continue reading
“Hahahaha~! Yes, I won! I actually fucking won!? Holy shit, it’s finally over! The eternity of Go Fish has come to an end!” Michael was quite literally jumping with joy, though his legs had fallen asleep from sitting on an uncomfortable stool for far too long. Continue reading
After hearing Arcana complain about his lack of Intelligence for the fifth time, Michael finally decided spend his unused stats. Unfortunately, she only told him “You should have increased your Wisdom, so that you would be able to utilize your ‘Astral-Step’ more effectively. Although, if you are still attempting to become a ‘Tank,’ then Vitality, Endurance or Strength would be far more beneficial choices.” Continue reading
“Where do you believe mana originates from?” The smirking Goddess asked the sighing man, as they neared the end of their first game of ‘Go Fish.’ Continue reading
Michael’s crimson eyes casually glanced above the blond-haired woman’s head, which displayed “Talia the Innocent, Level-16 High-Elf Huntress, Rank-E.” Continue reading
After urinating, Michael decided that it was time to Fast-Travel back to his house. However, he noticed that there was no price to access the ‘Return Home’ feature. Continue reading
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