I think I’m going to start doing daily HCOP posts again. Starting with chapter 31 on Sunday, then there will be one a day… At least that’s what I’ll try to do lol. Continue reading
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What Is Maturity?
So yeah, over the years, I’ve basically become so desensitized to blood, gore and violence that I honestly can’t tell anymore: What is ‘mature’?
Honestly, I think that “The Vanilla God” isn’t very ‘mature’ in the sense that there is no profanity at all and there definitely won’t be any sexual content… at least not as far as I know.
I mean, in “Immortal Soul” I would downplay the sex and profanity to a certain extent, and the narrator of “Hardcore OP-ness” is pretty straightforward when it comes to describing what’s happening in the least vulgar way possible. However, people still complain about everything being too vulgar, gory or offensive in every way possible.
It seriously makes me wonder if any of those people had ever actually seen porn before lol. Have they ever read erotic novels? I honestly don’t think they have, because I did a few times and it was well… smut. That’s where the name comes from :P.
Maybe I’m too jaded nowadays? Anyway, from my perspective, “Immortal Soul” is PG-13 at most, “Hardcore OP-ness” is like R-ish idk. Every country and even different states have all kinds of ridiculous laws or restrictions.
Still, most people start having sex when they’re teenagers or younger; it’s just a fact lol. Yet, we aren’t supposed to watch porn until we’re adults roflmao. I personally think that people who watch porn from a very young age are less prone to having sex until they’re adults, simply because they aren’t nearly as sexually repressed.
Kids usually start cursing when they’re around 5-9 ‘because’ adults tell them that they aren’t allowed to do it lulz. It’s pretty much the same kind of thing with drugs, alcohol, etctera… I remember having friends in middle-school who were already addicted to nicotine or had become alcoholics.
People who watch violent movies/television shows, or play gory video-games generally don’t feel the primal urges for physical violence as much. Most people still do have them though… It’s just human nature and the more you try to repress your desires, the more ‘dangerous’ it becomes.
Anyway, my point is that I hate censorship and felt like complaining about it lol. Now, go ahead and argue with each other in the comments :).
Is “The Vanilla God” mature?
By the way, if you liked/read this story, can you vote-up on here? “Novel Translations” There are a lot of people who hate me on reddit and make it their mission that anything I post gets downvoted….
Chapter 6: The First Daughter
Tiger-Paw Island should have been a pretty big spoiler, but I’ll just assume you have no idea who Lang Yue was. Well, first of all, she was the illegitimate child of the Fire God Lang Wong, back when he was about a hundred years old. His message to me was super cryptic, but I later found out that when he first became an Immortal, he had an affair with the Frost Goddess Freya. Continue reading
Chapter 5: Loneliness
When I was one-hundred and twenty-seven years old, I finally reached the sixth level of ‘Grrr~!’ or Qi Strengthening. My power had also surpassed the peak of the Red Realm: ninety-nine Bears. Continue reading
Chapter 4: A New Home
That was the first time that I had ever been struck by lightning. It hurt, a lot, but the temporary paralysis was the most dangerous factor. Continue reading
3,000,000 Site Views
Chapters 16-22 will be posted tonight, in about… 8 or so hours. Anyway, I was just checking the site views and noticed it finally reached 3 million, yay~!
Also, I wanted to update people on the schedule, because there kind of is one, maybe? Every Sunday, I should be posting about half of an Arc. I say ‘about’, because they’re 15 chapters long. So this Sunday, I’ll be posting 7 and next Sunday I’ll be posting 8.
I’ve been pretty screwed up with my hours, so every ‘day’ for me has actually been more like a day and a half… Ugh, I’ve been losing so much time lately. Anyway, the point is that my writing speed has been screwed up ever since last week or whenever it was that I had a whole week where I didn’t really sleep, couldn’t write, went to the hospital, then went to the doctors later on. Before that, my computer died, so I needed to replace it with my brother’s old computer… which didn’t work at first, but now it ‘kinda’ works.
Oh yeah, I totally forgot that before I had that horrible week, there was a whole week before I went to the hospital where I was in agony and couldn’t concentrate on writing properly. So, now that I’m done with my excuses and complaining, let’s talk about “The Vanilla God“.
I’m currently writing chapter 6… The speed it pretty slow because I’m ‘trying’ to focus mainly on “Hardcore OP-ness“. However, every day I usually have a few moments where I have inspiration or whatever for “The Vanilla God” and write it down.
I feel like, this same thing happened to me a year ago. In the summer and autumn I was writing at an absurd pace and then during the winter I was super burnt out and my speed dropped down really low. Maybe it’s the lack of vitamin D from the sun? Maybe it’s the fact that I need to constantly burn myself with a tiny space heater to keep from freezing to death? Or maybe it’s because I wrote so much in the summer/autumn and just fried my brain for the winter and spring roflmao. It’s a mystery…
By the way, I have this whole “Shameless Advertisement” page and barely anyone has asked me to shamelessly advertise their blog… Seriously, you just have to link me the site and tell me what to write as your description(Otherwise I’ll have to make something up myself, or I just won’t add a description lol.) so yeah, I know there are a lot of you guys and girls out there who have a site, just started out or have been around for a while.
Also, another interesting tid-bit of information… I placed my “The Vanilla God” folder inside of the “Hardcore OP-ness” folder, so if you ‘Donate‘, you can get access to both and read chapters before they’re edited and posted. I haven’t really done a ‘Donation‘ post in a long time, because I’ve been either on a pseudo break or sick, but oh well.
Anyway, I might post chapter 4-6 of “The Vanilla God” like, Wednesday-ish, because I’m still trying to build up a decent stockpile and my writing speed is pretty slow atm.
Chapter 3: Realms of Power
Bears, tigers, wolves and wild boars were much stronger than ordinary humans. However, they still weren’t magical-beasts and never cultivated to increase their power. Continue reading
Chapter 2: The First Friend
It was a dark and stormy night on the mountainside, and I was just minding my own business, meditating at the back of my cave. There were ancient quartz crystals all around me; whenever I cultivated ‘indoors’, it would always be in close proximity to those beautiful pillars. They were able to absorb mana or Qi from the earth and air pretty easily, but I usually needed to wait a few days for them to build up a charge, before channeling it into my own body. Continue reading
Chapter 1: The First Century
One billion years isn’t really as long as it sounds, at least not when you’re a cultivator. You always hear about these amazing ‘geniuses’ who find some ridiculously overpowered ancient treasure or techniques, then use them to defeat enemies that were slightly stronger than themselves. Continue reading
Happy Valentines Day
Yep, I’m still single and alone on Valentines Day, which is also my Birthday… Yay~, I’m 24 now and it’s totally irrelevant lol. Anyway, as a Valentines/Birthday present to ya’ll, I’ve decided to release three chapters of “The Vanilla God”.
It’s a story that I started working on a few days before I went to the hospital last week… Personally, I think it probably has a lot of potential, but I’d like to find out the hard way whether or not people actually like it rofl.
“The Vanilla God” is a first person xianxia-style story about the seemingly endlessly long life of a ‘Deity’ who didn’t do things the ‘easy way’ :P. There will be a decent amount of action later on, but for the moment, there’s only like 3 chapters so don’t expect a hardcore slaughter-fest the whole time.
Also, I’d like to put a disclaimer here… As far as I know, this story probably won’t have any sex or profanity at all roflmao. Kinda weird having a disclaimer to tell people that there isn’t going to be loads of cursing, orgies and necrophilia :). However, there will definitely be violence and gore, but to what degree, it’s kinda unknown.
Anyway~, let me know what you think and also if you notice any spelling or grammatical errors… I definitely edited it, but I couldn’t find any problems, which kinda worries me lol.
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