Almost immediately after he asked that, he vanished from that battlefield, and appeared in a pure-white room. The only thing in that entire space, was a familiar ‘Vendor of Chaos.’
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice say “You have reached level twenty-two.” Michael placed all four of his newly acquired stat-points into Agility, since he felt that it was falling behind his Strength, Vitality and Endurance by way too much.
Aside from that, he also gained a few Aura from ‘playing’ with the Goddess of Chaos. The Nephilim muttered “Ugh, I could definitely get one or two pieces of Epic gear… but I really don’t wanna grow an extra arm or three dicks, so I should probably avoid chaotic equipment. Besides, there’s something a bit more important than gear right now. Hey, do you have any feline-humanoid slime-related mana-cores available? Preferably level-twenty; one needs to be rank-E and the other D.”
The vendor snickered, while smiling at him, “Of course I do! Hyahahaha~! Umm~, one Lesser Demonic Slimy Tiger-Tribe, and a Demonic Slimy Feline Dwarf… That’ll be, uh~, probably like… a thousand-ish? No… ugh, I hate math. Let’s just say it was a thousand, okay? Don’t you dare fucking tell anyone! Have a nice day~.”
Before he even had the chance to retort that ridiculous golem, the two beads appeared in his right palm and he was teleported away. When Michael reappeared in the hotel room, only a few minutes had passed.
Jasmine was still crying about her dead offspring and Elina was trying to console her, “JJ, they weren’t actually your children… They were just parasites, okay, so don’t-”
“Wah~! Aren’t all babies parasites?! Nyah~, they were gross and slimy, but aren’t all babies like that at first?!” The little cat-girl was surprisingly attached to the worms that grew inside of her body overnight.
Michael yelled “Oi, stop screaming and eat this!” as he telekinetically launched the rank-E mana-core into Jasmine’s mouth. She choked violently, but eventually swallowed it down.
Sarah was too busy using her Devouring Shadow to ‘clean-up’ the bed, to even notice his appearance. Talia and Alice were both in the kitchen cooking, while Inari was still lazily rolling around on the floor.
The Nephilim glared at the fox and complained “Cut that shit out! Damn it, you aren’t a regular dog, so stop acting like one! Go give yourself a bath! Hey Blondie! Get out here and clean this fucking carpet! Ugh, I’m really pissed off right now, but I don’t even know why…”
After that, he ‘equipped’ the gigantic monstrous weapon, and it slowly erupted from his palm; only after it was outside, was he able to wear his gauntlet again. Seeing that, Elina gasped, while staring in awe and terror.
However, the moment the mostly-naked High-Elf entered the room, she activated ‘Scan’ and yelped in surprise. It was simply too ridiculous that he disappeared for a couple minutes and returned with such an overpowered and amazing item.
“Demonic Siegeblade of Chaotica: +1000 Attack Rating, +50 Strength, +40 Endurance, +40 Vitality, +20 Agility, +18 Intelligence, +18 Wisdom, -10 Willpower, -50 Defense Rating. Any damage received by the weapon, will be dealt to the wielder’s HP. Consumes the blood, flesh, and bones of defeated enemies to repair itself and heal its wielder. Weighs as much as the rest of the wielder’s body. Soulbound to Michael. Legendary Quality, requires level-21 to wield.”
Judging by only the stats, it certainly seemed quite unreasonable, but the biggest problem was how absurdly heavy it was. With his ‘Blessing of Chaos’ Passive reaching level-five, after their little ‘game’, half of the negative side-effects were removed. Unfortunately, the weight wasn’t influenced by that.
He could definitely swing that sword, but he wouldn’t be able to fly as long as it was equipped. It certainly wasn’t designed for ‘Tanking’, because he couldn’t even parry with it, and the attack-speed was dreadfully slow.
[Player Information
Name: Michael
Titles: The Nudist, The Noob, The Immortal, The Lurker, The Survivor, The Astronaut, Shinigami, The Heretic, The Harem Keeper, The Exhibitionist
Level: 22
Experience: 217/660
Age: Adult
Race: Chaotic Nephilim
Rank: D
Class: Guardian
Specialization: Tank, Melee and Ranged Damage Dealer, Support
Profession: Summoner Level 3]
[Stats
Health: 900/900
Mana: 195/195
Stamina: 450/450
Mana Regen per minute: 440
Health Regen per hour: 900
Strength: 27(+73)
Vitality: 27(+63)
Endurance: 27(+63)
Dexterity: 13
Agility: 17(+27)
Intelligence: 24(+15)
Wisdom: 27(+17)
Perception: 12(+4)
Charisma: 18(+3)
Willpower: 30(-5)
Luck: 30
Aura: 80
Attack Power: 500(+1300)
Defense Rating: 45(+97)]
He grumbled “Ugh, I don’t know how to feel about this… I’m probably going to have to buy a new sword from the Arcane Vendor after we finish the Dungeon. Well, maybe I’ll go with something different this time? A big-ass katana would be cool…”
Talia unhappily muttered “You’re likely the only person in this world that would complain about receiving a Legendary item…” She was wearing her leather jacket and boots, along with a beautiful flower-bracelet on her left wrist: Aside from that, she was completely nude.
Michael smirked at Jasmine, as a message popped-up before her golden cat-like eyes: “Congratulations on reaching rank-E; please choose your desired evolution.”
“Slimy Feline Dwarf: Most people would not wish to change their race. By choosing this path, you will be given 13 stat-points, which you can invest however you wish.”
“Lesser Demonic Slimy Feline Dwarf: A hybrid between a Cat-Tribe and Dwarf, who then consumed a the mana-core of a slime, and after that, stumbled onto the path towards becoming a Demon. Not much is known about this race, though it can be inferred that they likely have horns, spikes, and perhaps a few extra limbs. +10 Aura, +6 Intelligence, +4 Wisdom, +4 Agility, -1 Charisma.”
“Chaotic Slimy Feline Dwarf: A mysterious race that may or may not already exist. +15 Aura, +20 Luck.”
Seeing those choices, Elina yelled “No, don’t do it! JJ, I’m serious, please stay the way you are!” but the Nephilim just laughed hysterically.
“But-but… it’s a mystery, nyah~!” Jasmine obviously picked the third option without even hesitating for a moment. Thus, she began her transformation; like the first time, she experienced some excruciating pain and then melted into a gelatinous goop, before changing into the shape of a giant egg.
Michael told the crying angelic cat-girl “Stop freaking out, she’ll be fine~… probably? I mean, even if she turns into a five-hundred meter tall monstrosity, it shouldn’t be too hard to fix, right? Well, that won’t happen, but you get the point.”
Talia cleared her throat, and announced “Breakfast has been successfully prepared! I would suggest that the three of you stop fooling around and eat it while it is still hot!”
The Nephilim quickly unequipped everything that he was wearing, and slowly sucked the sword back into his right palm, before telling her “Yeah, I am pretty hungry, but I need to take a shower before anything else… Also, this lazy brat needs to be washed properly as well.”
While he was giving the hungry fox a bath, Elina, Alice, Sarah and the High-Elven Huntress were all sitting around a large circular table. On their plates were a myriad of different cuisines, such as spaghetti and meatballs, elaborate and extravagant salads, even an entire roasted boar.
It was amazing that the dragoness and Talia were able to prepare so much food in only a few minutes. Well, one of them had a ridiculous amount of Agility and Dexterity, while the other could breathe fire, so it wasn’t that surprising.
Before exiting the bathroom, Michael telekinetically removed the water from his body, while Inari seemed to ‘absorb’ it into her skin. Then the two of them entered the kitchen; the fox was in her cutest and smallest form, which was literally the size of a regular mouse.
As he sat down in the empty seat between Sarah and Elina, the Nephilim looked around at his ‘team’ and muttered “We really are a bunch of nudists, huh?”
Talia frowned, “The lot of you may be, but I simply do not have any other clean clothing, aside from this amazing Epic jacket. Hopefully, the next Boss will drop the rest of this outfit for me…”
Alice snickered, as she grabbed the entire boar and began swallowing it whole, as if she were a giant snake. Meanwhile, the ridiculously small fox was rapidly devouring a brown steak that was many times larger than her minuscule body.
Michael used a fork to twirl some spaghetti, complaining “Didn’t they have any seasonings? It looks like ya just smashed up some tomatoes and mixed it with ground-beef… Hmmm, it tastes good, but I’ll show you how to make it better sometime. Hey Sarah, can you bleed on this for me?”
The Huntress glared at him, grumbling “Vete a la verga culero…” It was the language of her ancient ancestors, one which very few short-lived races would understand.
However, the Nephilim smirked, asking “Tienes ganas?” Talia was both flabbergasted and infuriated at the same time, but before she had the chance to respond, he told her “I’m just kidding… Well, I do have a boner, but I’m already getting a hardcore worm-job right now. I kinda figured you had some ‘Spanish’ ancestry, judging by the names of you and your family. Even that storm puta was called like… Okay, I don’t actually remember what her name was, but it was definitely hispanic.”
As she attempted to speak, a loud and high-pitch voice ‘roared’ “Nyahahahaha~! I~ have~ evolved~! Nyah~, where’d everybody go? Lina~, Mikey~, Foxy~, Snaky~, Mahou Shoujo Kuro-chan~… Un, was there another one? Meow~, muhuahahaha~, I found you~!”
Random, book recomendation, to sidetrack the author, The Dresden files.
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Sounds familiar, but I don’t have time to read it lol So many shows are starting now, and I have to write… Hell, I haven’t had time to buy a new computer yet rofl. The only thing I’ve been doing lately is reading and writing, sleeping and eating, then reading and writing some more 😛
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second bonus question because there wont be any chapters today is what are the racial skilss of a lesser demon or have you not given it any thought yet
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Hmm, no idea, Jasmine’s evolutions have been weird and she hasn’t really gotten any ‘racial’ spells yet. As for everyone else, Elina hasn’t bothered to use her ‘Encumbering’ spell yet lol Only Michael has been constantly using his racials 😛
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bonus question that i just realized we never got info on before is what the heck is a gateway of light/nature/other element do exaltly
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Let you go to other gateways of light/nature/etc. You basically collect a bunch of them and you can put them places… There are also public and natural ones that are just scattered about and anyone can use. That’s basically what the Elves do most of the time lol.
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so where would a gateway of darkness usually be found at
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Places like the Swamp of Eternal Darkness lol
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the what now
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The place where the Dark Elves built their Umbra country(I can’t remember the name of it lol)
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third question of the day which is do you happen to have a lich race
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Probably just one of the higher-tier undead races lol
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second question of the days is when one becomes a vampire is word vampirirc simply added to there current race or is similar to demons in how humans become lesser demons while other races become lesser demonic (insert race here).
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Humans would just turn into Vampires, while a Feline Dwarf would be Vampiric Feline Dwarf lol
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first question in several days is what would you say is a class is a a combination of priest and mage im kinda curious(oh and im kinda taking a break from saying first for a bit hence the reason for no response upon chapter releases)
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Lmao, hmmm…. A Pre-Mage? I don’t know… There are a lot of Mages who learn some healing spells and priests who learn attacking spells?
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Thanks for your efforts.
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That Mexican Spanish reference though jajaja
It’s weird reading some of your original language phrases where you least expect them.
Thx for the hard work!
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http://chromlea.com/spanish/swear-words-extreme.php Lmao, well, whenever Talia curses in Spanish, I either use the phrases from that list, or just Google Translate and hope for the best rofl.
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Btw read your patreon, i recommend putting ads, some small ones or something like wuxiaworld so that your not so broke seeing you get a good about of viewers, could get you a few extra hundred on the side
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I have no idea how ads work lol Also, I have a free wordpress, so I can’t do that either way :P.
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why not ask Ren from wuxai world pretty sure he can give tips or some shit he really good at answering back
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Well, I know that I’ll have to own the website to have ads lol Since this is just a free WordPress, I definitely can’t make any money off of it 😛
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i mean how much is it for a year sub, i think with the views youll be able to pay that in a month honestly ads is where the money is at, why do you think youtubers make so much fucking bank and 90% of the internet has adblock too and they still make money
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Yeah, idk, I got 900k views last month, but I don’t really have a reference?
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thats why i mentioned ren because he always had ads even when it was pretty much just coiling dragon on that website and your views as you add and make stories are only going to go up unless you choke…..bitches choke….dont be a bitch mike…..(continuous adding of pressure)
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Lmao, QQ, I don’t like commitments 😛 Well, mainly, I don’t have time to deal with all the nonsense that would be involved in getting ads. If I bought a site, and set it all up, it would take time and money, plus the fact that I have no idea what might happen in the near future. Either way, I don’t think I’ll be able to make much on ads lol
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I gotta say Mike you lost a great opportunity to make the sword have to come out of his dick, that shit would both be funny and disgusting
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That kinda reminds me of the movie “Tooken” lol http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3564200/
Anyway, the area that the weapon or armor goes into and comes out from, depends on where it’s worn/wielded… so Unless he wielded the sword with his dick, that wouldn’t happen roflmao
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…Did Chaos just make Mike’s Siegeblade into Guts’ Dragonslayer?
Also that slimy pussy has a serious chunni problem 😛
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No… did you read the description at all? lol
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It was the language of her ancient ancestors, one which very short-lived races would understand.
Shouldn’t it be wouldn’t?
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very few… probably
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Bad ass sword, i would be quite happy to have something like that not to mention how the stored form sounds it makes his hand look cool as well XD
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“Fuck you asshole”, “you wanna do it?” Brought to you by Google translate and LOL
This series is to crazy.
The cliffhangers are crazy.
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Well, the second one isn’t exactly what it means but close enough lol
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Are you telling me I have to wait 48 hours to figure out what sort of monstrosity that the Insane Loli-Cat turned into? This might be the biggest cliffhanger I ever experienced in my life so far…
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Lmao, I didn’t really think it was much of a cliffhanger 😛
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But it’s a mystery! This is like a mystery show that builds all the suspense up, then you have to wait a week for the answer when it’s right there!
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Rofl, I think atm, Jasmine has the highest Luck/Willpower out of the whole group and Inari has the absolute lowest lol
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Is jasmine a loli? i thought her tits were big compared to her size
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They are… but you can be a loli with big tits lol Loli is usually dependent on the physical stature and size. She’s like 4 feet tall atm, so that’s loli-status lol
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Ah man gonna be so sad right now. Gonna have to wait 2 whole days for new chapters 😦
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Thx for the chapter ofc!
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If I didn’t have the breaks, I would probably get burned lol
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Well, I post 12 chapters a week lol
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Yeah I know but ofcourse as a fan I’ll always want more 🙂 thx for the chapter!
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I know how you feel though lol Like, whenever I’m reading a story, no matter how fast they release, it’s never enough rofl
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Btw just asking but how does the patron stuff work?
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https://www.patreon.com/Mike777ac?ty=h
Idk, I’m a creator, not a patron? If you wanna donate, I think the donate button is a lot simpler lol. Either way, if people pledge or donate 10 dollars or more, I give them access to my HCOP folder and they can read like… 30+ chapters ahead of the posts lol.
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How come I don’t have access to that folder (;¬_¬)
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Did you donate or pledge?
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Thanks for the chapter.
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