When Di’s magic lessons were finally over, he fucked off somewhere and left me to my own devices. I mainly just did a bunch of exercises for a few hours. In order to break through to Adept, I needed to have about twice the strength of the ‘average’ Human. Continue reading
Di seemed annoyed by the fact that I could punch and kick properly, so he decided to ‘spar’ against me in order to train my grappling skills. Yeah, it was just an excuse for that perverted old man to beat the shit out of a little kid. Continue reading
So yeah, instead of taking a shower and going back into my room to start writing… I decided to go outside, into the sunlight lol. I took a bunch of pictures of one of the alley cats who loiters in my yard all day, but when I tried to go back inside… He sprinted into the kitchen, then down into the basement.
Eventually, he got bored and went back up the stairs, but it took both of my parents like 3 minutes to slowly push him out of the house roflmao. Anyway, here’s a video of it :P.
Herbs are overpowered. Well, Qi is pretty intense too. I guess it’s kind of a mix between the medicinal properties of the magical drugs and the fact that I became an Apprentice. Within an hour of drinking that nasty shit-tea and eating those five super-biscuits, I was able to take the gauze off of my dick and even my ass was mostly healed. Continue reading
“I do not know how or why your Cultivation Method had injured you in such a bizarre way… but considering that you are a Shaman, I am not surprised. Spirits are such vile and disgusting creatures!” Queen Hua entered through the door and was followed by a five-foot tall little servant girl, who was carrying a silver platter in her hands. Well, she wasn’t wearing rags or anything and she didn’t seem distraught. I didn’t know if she got paid for her job, but if she was able to live in a palace and eat decent meals, then it was probably better than being in some shitty village. Continue reading
So yeah, I’m trying to get my Karma to go back up to normal levels on Reddit. Thus, I’m forced to resort to begging you guys and girls to help me out lol. Here’s a link to The Dao of Eros thingy I just posted on Novel Translations.
In other news, while only 22 chapters of TDoE have been edited and posted so far, I’m actually working on chapter 30 of volume 2 at the moment. I think the anxiety over my upcoming Jury Duty has been interfering with my writing pace, but then again, there’s also the fact that I’ve been binge reading stories like crazy lately.
I think there were others, but I can’t really remember right now.
I’m way too damn tired :(.
The idea that I might get raped or manipulated for my virginity had been bothering me for a while. Sure, there was a potential for me to be able to cheat and find some super-overpowered Legendary bitch to have sex with… However, that would require me to reveal my awesome Innate Talent. Continue reading
“I did not expect such a lustful child to be so clever… Fine, it would be irritating to keep you around here for so long anyway. Aside from that, I have precious few years to secure my legacy and I do not wish to waste one more moment on your insolence!” She tossed me onto the floor of the crystal cavern and turned towards the door. Then she grumbled “For your services… I shall teach you some basic Druidry. A handmaiden and a palace guard will be in momentarily to deal with you.” Continue reading
I hate royalty, nobility, politicians and just about anyone who considers themselves a ‘ruler’. It’s not like I had ever met any of them in person before, but the concept alone was annoying enough. Of course, the reason why Hua Jiang was called ‘Master’ had nothing to do with her status as a ‘Queen’. Continue reading
The next two days passed in a similar manner. We rode down the river from morning until night, camping out on the beach. I also left to go perform my ritual in the woods, though there weren’t any dangerous situations. It was eerily peaceful… Continue reading
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