“Fucking hell! You’re so broken right now… Ugh, shit, stop it, why won’t my penis listen to me?! This Charisma nonsense is really pissing me off! You don’t even look any different from before, but all these weird scents, and… I don’t even. I can’t, my brain doesn’t care anymore. We need to have sex like, three or four times, so I can finish whatever I was trying to do before…” Michael was staring at the mesmerizing Dark-Goblin, as she was ‘reading’ her status-screen.
Titles: The Tree-Hater, Of the Eternal Darkness, The Necrophiliac, The Daughter of Umbra, The Shadowy Temptress
Specialization: Stealth, Melee Damage Dealer
Profession: Necromancer Level 1]
Mana Regen per minute: 250
Health Regen per hour: 60
Attack Rating: 125(+450/150)
Defense Rating: 3(+42)]
Immune System Boost Level 5: Resists Level five infectious diseases and illnesses.
Superior Regeneration Level 3: Organs and bones that have been lost, can be completely regenerated. Recovery speed is dependent on the amount of mana consumed.
Cutaneous Respiration Level 3: Able to absorb oxygen through the skin, as long as it’s properly hydrated. Effectiveness is dependent on Vitality.
Extreme Elasticity Level 1: Skin and muscles become much more flexible, depending on the Agility stat.
Darkness Affinity Level 6: Dark environments increase the speed of health and mana recovery. Increases damage to enemies with Light Affinity by 60%.
Body of Darkness Level 2: Completely breaks down waste in the large intestines and bladder, transforming it into mana, which is used to satiate hunger. When Stamina becomes dangerously low, mana is consumed to slowly replenish it. The Aura stat determines the rate of decomposition.
Umbra’s Blessing of Lust Level 3: Satisfying your carnal desires upon the remains of a man or woman who you’re sexually attracted to, will increase your Aura by three point per level of the corpse. Fornicating violently with a Companion who you’re sexually attracted to, will increase the Aura stat depending on the ferocity and cruelty involved.
Aura of Darkness Level 2: Killing enemies of the Light Attribute will increase the Aura stat by 2% of their level.
Icy Aura Level 1: Raises internal body-heat, while reducing the temperature outside of the skin; frost-damage increases by 10%.
Dagger Mastery Level 5: Increases Attack Rating while wielding knives, short-swords, and daggers by 25%.]
Shadow-Step Level 4: Teleports into the target’s shadow. Range is dependent on Agility. Costs ten mana-points to activate.
Shadow-Cloak Level 3: Creates a shroud of darkness around the caster and all allies within range. Range is dependent on the Aura stat. Costs one mana-point per second.
Devouring Shadow Level 2: The caster uses their aura to envelop organic material in Darkness mana and slowly consume it. Health and Stamina are replenished depending on the quality and quantity of ‘food’ that has been devoured. Can be used on living organisms that have less than 20% of the caster’s Aura stat. Costs two mana per second. Speed of consumption is based on the Aura stat.
Hate-Strike Level 3: Channels Dark-Mana into the caster’s weapons, polluting the enemy’s body and soul with destructive energy. Damage is dependent on the Aura stat. Twice as effective on enemies of the Light affinity. Costs five mana per second.
Frost Nova Level 1: The caster releases their aura in every direction, and freezes or chills all enemies within five meters. Deals one point of frost damage for every point of Aura. Costs ten mana points.]
Sarah grumbled “Shitty Ogre-cunt, why the fuck do these numbers have ta be so Goddess-damn complicated?! Rah~! I can kinda read it, but it feels like my heads gonna explode from lookin at it too hard… Damn it, I don’t wanna think anymore!” When her stats were all in the single-digits, she was already having a difficult time comprehending them, but with all of the mysterious plus signs, and parentheses, the little girl was completely confused.
As she unequipped all of her ‘gear,’ her obsidian skin was covered with a variety of different azure tattoos, which matched the hue of her genitals, lips and irises. Most notable, was the huge elaborate design on her back; it was in the shape of two blue snakes, that constantly moved around, and tried to kill each-other.
Once her clothes had come off, her ridiculous forty-two points of Charisma had dropped down to three. Of course, Michael still thought that she was beautiful. Considering that he wasn’t able to satisfy his desires before the Boss-fight, he didn’t even care that there were eight goddess-like golems staring at them.
All of his clothing had vanished or turned into marks on his skin, and he even unequipped his two weapons, because they were distracting. Just when the two of them were about to start violently copulating, a certain little cat-girl complained “I’m so~ bored, nyah~! I wanna go do something fun, meow~! When are you gonna take me to go see Little Lina~?”
Sarah yelled “Fuck off, ya stupid bitch!” and then Jasmine plopped down onto the ground, next to them.
She grimaced for a few seconds, before crying “Wah~! The ugly monster was mean to me, nyah~! Mikey~! Stop ignoring me~! No~, don’t put your pee-pee in that dirty girl’s coochie~! Meow~, there’s so much pretty purple goo coming out~! Ah~, it’s scary nyah~, why are you doing that~?!”
Michael sighed dramatically, as he looked over at the confused woman, “Listen, if you shut up until we’re done, I’ll buy you a nice rank-F mana-core that you can evolve with, okay? Just give me like… three minutes, maybe four and a half. Oh, and don’t copy what we’re about to do, cause it definitely won’t feel good and you’ll probably die. Remember kids, the cervix is the danger-zone, that’s where the tiny worms of pure hatred are waiting to slither up your dick-hole… Also, as a side-note, anal stimulation can feel amazing if you aren’t using a tentacle, covered in sharp, poisonous barbs. No! Bad kitty, shoo~, go play over there somewhere and stop poking me in the face with your ears! Ah, damn it, gah, there’s cat-hair in my eye~!”
The Goblin-girl screamed “Why are you still talking?! Shut the fuck up!” as her pitch-black aura enveloped the two of them, and made it impossible for the curious cat-girl to approach.
Jasmine complained “No fair~! I wanna play too~! Nya~ hah~ hah~, meow~, mew~, nyah~!” and eventually just tapered off into random noises, as she stood up and dejectedly wandered off into the distance. Of course, the pure-white room was only a square kilometer, and the floor was completely level, so even if she was a hundred miles away, it would have still been easy to see her.
Once Sarah and Michael were finished satisfying their urges, the two of them got up and put their ‘clothes’ back on. The Nephilim looked like he was just wearing jeans, a tank-top, and what seemed like sneakers: all of which were glowing and pure-white. There was a silver glove on his left hand, and a glowing die floating around behind his head. His giant sword and relatively small Arcane Orb were both hovering a few meters above him, and were technically in the ‘equipped’ state.
As the obsidian-skinned girl began making her armor appear, she actually activated all of it. Her skirt had transformed into a thin layer of black cloth, which tightly clung to her legs and even enveloped her tail. On her thighs, shins, and even her waist, there were pieces of thick, but flexible, leather; a belt also appeared, that had several small pockets.
Michael exclaimed “Mahou Shoujo Kuro-chan has finally made her appearance!”
Sarah glared at him, as if he were an idiot, but Jasmine immediately ran over and yelled “Nyah~! It’s so~ cool~! I wanna be a magical-girl too~! Meow~, I would be Mahou Shoujo Pink! Wah~, buy me things too~!”
The cape that had ran down to her ankles before, suddenly split apart into six shadowy tentacles, which were attached to the back of her head. Her silver hair had become completely obscured by those pitch-black tendrils, that weightlessly floated around and never stopped moving. An obsidian skull-mask was covering her face, and only her cold, blue, glowing irises could be seen clearly. Ominous fumes were released from her skeletal mouth with every breath that she exhaled; fortunately, it was designed to only target ‘enemies,’ or her two Companions would have been suffering quite a bit.
Those mesh sleeves had become the same shade as the rest of her equipment, losing their beautiful azure luster and transforming into what looked like ebony bones, clad in an aura of darkness. That corset had changed from cloth, into thin leather, along with the shoulder-pads which were connected to it.
The Shadow of Death appeared in the shape of a tanto, which she sheathed across the back of her new belt; the Dagger of the Undead Serpent, turned into a small snake and coiled around her left skeletal forearm. Then the Shuriken of Frigid Darkness was stored in the form of freezing cold gasses that orbited her body constantly.
Sarah started snickering, before gazing into the terrified cat-girl’s yellow eyes and asking “Why the fuck should we buy you anything? Ya aren’t even level ten yet, so ya can’t wear it anyway. So, how do I look, bastard?”
Michael smiled warmly at her, “You’re definitely a total badass-motherfucker now, but I still think you’re adorable~, hahaha~! Welp, we’ve screwed around in here, literally and metaphorically, for long enough. Send us home please! Whichever one of you is responsible for that…”