“You keep droning on and on about these Stages, lifespans and age limits, but this is just humanity right? What about other races, like Elves, Orcs, Goblins and Dwarves or whatever else there is out there? Also, there’s probably like magical treasures that can make people live longer than normal or help them break through under circumstances where they normally wouldn’t be able to…” Continue reading
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TDoE V1 Chapter 2: The Stages of Mortal Power
“This world’s called Genesis and it’s big… Though I ain’t never been to any other worlds, so don’t quote me on that. The Sun’s named Ra and the three moons are Khonsu, Iah and Thoth. Ya can usually only see one a night, but sometimes there are more. Hmmm~, we’re in the Qing Republic… Used to be an Empire a few years back, but that shitty old Emperor and his whole family pissed off the ancient Qing Clan. Anyway, there ain’t much different between how I was livin before then and now, so for all I know, someone else might’ve taken over in the past hundred years that I wasn’t payin attention.” Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 1: Reincarnated Eternal Deity
“The Eternal Dao of Eros is the path of desire. It is among the most powerful and primal forces in existence… However, it is very easy to fall into depravity. This cultivation method is incredibly dangerous but fairly simple. Now, you shall entertain me, little serpent…” Continue reading
TDoE V1 Prologue: Leviathan
“Have you ever heard the saying ‘If you stay a virgin for thirty years, you can become a wizard?’ Well, I only made it to twenty, so I guess I’ll just have to give up my dreams of having magical powers. Unfortunately, no, I didn’t have sex with anyone… I died. Continue reading
The Dao of Eros
Okay, so apparently, whenever I try to take a break from writing, I always end up writing like 10 times more than normal roflmao. Anyway, a few days ago I woke up and had this idea for a story: “The Dao of Eros”. Continue reading
Hardcore OP-ness Volume 2: Chaotic Companionship
This is the second batch of EPUBs and PDFs for HCOP. Continue reading
Chapter 73: Unstable Elements
When Hiro finally regained consciousness, his clothes had been completely changed and he was laying on his king-sized bed. The sheets were black and the blanket was white, with a bunch of pink foxes on it. Continue reading
Volume 1: Noob Days
Okay, so I know a lot of you guys have been waiting for this for a really long time lol. However, I never really understood what an ‘EPUB’ or ‘PDF’ was :P. Fortunately, ‘Gatreh’ did. It’s also fortunate that he put for a tremendous amount of time and effort to make this Volume 1 EPUB and PDF thingy. Continue reading
Chapter 72: Fun
A beautiful woman with obsidian skin and seemingly superhuman facial features, was casually sitting on a fairly large stool, in front of a sushi-bar. She was drinking a crimson liquid from a wine glass, which nearly spilled from the corners of her azure lips, as she guzzled it down unnecessarily quickly. Continue reading
Chapter 71: Taking Turns
After three hours of surprisingly serious work, Jasmine managed to totally transform the previously mundane AK-47. The wooden parts had changed from reddish-orange, to light-gold and the dark-grey steel had become as reflective as chrome plating. Continue reading