[Creature: Xian Dao Natives
Type: Unit
Rarity: Common
Mana Cost: 2
Description: Summons 2 to 5 humans from an undeveloped tribe of Xian Dao. Their basic equipment includes leather or fur kilts. They might be muscular and tall, short and feeble or even sickly elders. Although they have the chance to be Summoned along with primitive weapons, tools and armor, the odds are relatively low. Their corpses and items will persist through death.] Continue reading
I’m seriously considering trying to publish this book on Kindle once I finish editing it completely. The main annoying problem is that it takes forever for me to find an artist and for them to make a decent cover photo lol. Regardless, when I’m going through and editing these chapters, I barely have to ‘fix’ anything at all. It would be rather simple to put it into a document and then turn that into something to publish :).
Anyway, for those who were guessing what card he would get from the achievement…
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The pale and hairy nudist started laughing hysterically, then yelled “Thanks a fuckin lot! I’ve always wanted to bludgeon someone to death with a giant crystal dick!” Continue reading
Once the doctor and nurse finished rebandaging Matthew’s face, they left him alone in the room. It was only 4:25 PM, but the sun was already starting to go down. The television in the room was off and the fluorescent ceiling lights barely worked. Thus, he returned to the Private Server and complained “I can’t do that. That horrible fucking nightmare shit!” Continue reading
“I suddenly feel as if I’m about to make a horrible mistake…” Continue reading
“Wow, that was a lot to take in… But I think I get it. So even though I have these cards in my hands right now, I can’t actually play any of them?” Continue reading
“The suspect wanted for the murder of four police officers is still at large…” Matthew was laying in a hospital bed and watching the news, “The stolen police car was found with a massive amount of the suspect’s blood inside, yet it was abandoned after driving for only a few blocks.” Continue reading
“A gun would be really helpful… But I’ve never used a gun before, so I’ll probably just die even if I did have one. My mom is bleeding pretty bad and my face is fucked. If I had some kinda magical healing card… And someone to come save us.” Continue reading
Matthew stared blankly at the card for a minute, before he asked “Seriously? What is this? Did you write that? Who or what are you anyway?” Continue reading
“Please don’t call me that… My name is Matthew Leblanc. At least call me Matt.” Continue reading
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