Chapter 159: When Naturae Calls…

“Nyah~, my tummy hurts~… Urp, my heads all fuzzy too~… Mikey~, I think I might be sick~.” Jasmine’s abdomen was swollen to the point where she could certainly have been nine-months pregnant. On the other hand, the Nephilim could clearly see that there were a seemingly endless amount of slithering, pitch-black worms, squirming around inside of her liquid brain. Continue reading

Chapter 158: The Calm After the Dungeon, and Before the Chaos

After the two kittens were done fooling around in the bathtub, they witnessed Michael, laying on a surprisingly clean bed. Sarah had utilized her ‘Devouring Shadow’, in order to clean up their ridiculous mess, and then passed out on his chest. Continue reading

Chapter 157: Everything Requires Time

“Congratulations! You have successfully completed the Gauntlet and defeated Andrew the Abomination immediately afterwards. Your team has received +20 Exp Packs, +750 Arcane Favor and +125 Gold.” Since the difficulty of the second Boss was significantly higher than the first, it made sense that they were rewarded more generously as well. Continue reading

Chapter 156: Close Enough?

“Ow~, shit, arg~…” Michael’s bones and internal organs were all severely damaged, and he had a concussion. Both of his wings were crushed to the point that they weren’t even attached to his body anymore, and if it wasn’t for the fact that he was wearing armor, he certainly would have faced instant death. Continue reading

Chapter 154: Gauntlets Are a Lot of Work

When the cockroaches finally caught up to their group, all of them targeted Michael, who was by far the slowest person on the team.  It wasn’t that he could move quickly, “Stop being so ridiculous and just run!  You could even fly if you wanted to!” Continue reading

Chapter 153: Gauntlets Are Exhausting

The beautiful silver gates opened, and a six-foot tall angelic Guardian, flapped his wings violently.  His body was extremely heavy, yet it was still lifted off of the ground by such a massive amount of air-pressure. Continue reading

Chapter 152: Getting Serious…

After shoving everything into a single treasure-chest, it was decided that Elina would be the one to carry it within her second bag-slot.  As for the other five, “No, you can’t keep the damn chests!  Those things aren’t just antiques, they’re also made out of solid gold!  Ugh, fine, you can take one, but leave the others there!  Consider it as payment for that… never-mind, all of you should eat, drink, piss, shit or whatever, and be ready in fifteen minutes!” Continue reading

Chapter 151: Bonus Loot

“Gunsmithing for Idiots: A graphic novel about a Dwarven Gun-Master, who travels the world and teaches underdeveloped Human villagers how to create and utilize a wide variety of firearms.  Warning: Contains scenes of gratuitous violence, gore, nudity, and offensive language.  Rare Quality, no level requirement.” Continue reading

Chapter 150: Epic Loot, For the Win

“Get behind the motherfucking pillars!” Michael roared, as he teleported over and grabbed the tiny cat-girl, and briskly walked towards Talia.  Inari had already completely healed from all of her injuries a while before that, so she was able to easily sprint next to Alice’s hiding spot. Continue reading

Chapter 149: Finally Fighting the First Boss!

A massive golden battleaxe, slammed down upon a blindingly bright, shield of Light aura.  There was a fiery explosion of bright-green mana, as Michael’s left arm struggled to deflect the blow towards the ground. Continue reading