3,000,000 Site Views

Chapters 16-22 will be posted tonight, in about… 8 or so hours.  Anyway, I was just checking the site views and noticed it finally reached 3 million, yay~!

Also, I wanted to update people on the schedule, because there kind of is one, maybe?  Every Sunday, I should be posting about half of an Arc.  I say ‘about’, because they’re 15 chapters long.  So this Sunday, I’ll be posting 7 and next Sunday I’ll be posting 8.

I’ve been pretty screwed up with my hours, so every ‘day’ for me has actually been more like a day and a half… Ugh, I’ve been losing so much time lately.  Anyway, the point is that my writing speed has been screwed up ever since last week or whenever it was that I had a whole week where I didn’t really sleep, couldn’t write, went to the hospital, then went to the doctors later on.  Before that, my computer died, so I needed to replace it with my brother’s old computer… which didn’t work at first, but now it ‘kinda’ works.

Oh yeah, I totally forgot that before I had that horrible week, there was a whole week before I went to the hospital where I was in agony and couldn’t concentrate on writing properly.  So, now that I’m done with my excuses and complaining, let’s talk about “The Vanilla God“.

I’m currently writing chapter 6… The speed it pretty slow because I’m ‘trying’ to focus mainly on “Hardcore OP-ness“.  However, every day I usually have a few moments where I have inspiration or whatever for “The Vanilla God” and write it down.

I feel like, this same thing happened to me a year ago.  In the summer and autumn I was writing at an absurd pace and then during the winter I was super burnt out and my speed dropped down really low.  Maybe it’s the lack of vitamin D from the sun?  Maybe it’s the fact that I need to constantly burn myself with a tiny space heater to keep from freezing to death?  Or maybe it’s because I wrote so much in the summer/autumn and just fried my brain for the winter and spring roflmao.  It’s a mystery…

By the way, I have this whole “Shameless Advertisement” page and barely anyone has asked me to shamelessly advertise their blog… Seriously, you just have to link me the site and tell me what to write as your description(Otherwise I’ll have to make something up myself, or I just won’t add a description lol.) so yeah, I know there are a lot of you guys and girls out there who have a site, just started out or have been around for a while.

Also, another interesting tid-bit of information… I placed my “The Vanilla God” folder inside of the “Hardcore OP-ness” folder, so if you ‘Donate‘, you can get access to both and read chapters before they’re edited and posted.  I haven’t really done a ‘Donation‘ post in a long time, because I’ve been either on a pseudo break or sick, but oh well.

Anyway, I might post chapter 4-6 of “The Vanilla God” like, Wednesday-ish, because I’m still trying to build up a decent stockpile and my writing speed is pretty slow atm.

Happy Valentines Day

Yep, I’m still single and alone on Valentines Day, which is also my Birthday… Yay~, I’m 24 now and it’s totally irrelevant lol.  Anyway, as a Valentines/Birthday present to ya’ll, I’ve decided to release three chapters of “The Vanilla God”.

It’s a story that I started working on a few days before I went to the hospital last week… Personally, I think it probably has a lot of potential, but I’d like to find out the hard way whether or not people actually like it rofl.

“The Vanilla God” is a first person xianxia-style story about the seemingly endlessly long life of a ‘Deity’ who didn’t do things the ‘easy way’ :P.  There will be a decent amount of action later on, but for the moment, there’s only like 3 chapters so don’t expect a hardcore slaughter-fest the whole time.

Also, I’d like to put a disclaimer here… As far as I know, this story probably won’t have any sex or profanity at all roflmao.  Kinda weird having a disclaimer to tell people that there isn’t going to be loads of cursing, orgies and necrophilia :).  However, there will definitely be violence and gore, but to what degree, it’s kinda unknown.

Anyway~, let me know what you think and also if you notice any spelling or grammatical errors… I definitely edited it, but I couldn’t find any problems, which kinda worries me lol.

Arc 1: Charm City Infestation + Lots of Pictures of Paintings?

Welp, that’s the first ark of the second book.  So far, each arc of the second book has been exactly 15 chapters.  At the moment, I have about 4-ish… currently working on chapter 58.

Ugh, I apologize for not being able to write much this week… I mean, I literally had the first ‘decent’ sleep this week last night.  Before then, I was ‘awake’ in name only lol.  Lots of pain, anguish, anxiety and extreme discomfort, while all I wanted to do the whole time was go to sleep… but I couldn’t lay down lol.  If I laid on my side(Which is the only way I can normally sleep) it felt like my guts were gonna fall out, and when I laid on my back, it felt like my ears were gonna explode and I think I may have pulled the muscles in my throat/neck at some point… cause it constantly felt like I was being strangulated.

Anyway, I went to the doctor yesterday and he gave me some antibiotics which should probably help get rid of any ear infection or whatever I might have.  So, the writing might still be slow for a bit until I get back to ‘normal’, but at least I’m starting to feel better-ish now :).

Also, I did buy some things… So, I never really worried about it much because I could pretty much always sit at my computer, but since I spent most of this week in my living room, I realized how depressing life is without technology lol.  My brother bought one of these ‘Kindle Fire‘ things a few weeks or months ago and said it was pretty awesome, and they were on sale(still are atm) so I figured, why not?

They’re pretty neat; I mean, I remember back in the olden days, when laptops were terribad… After you get the screen protectors, sd card and cover, it’s gonna be like 80 dollars lol.  However, if you forego all that and just get the kindle by itself, it’s only 40 dollars-ish.

Aside from that, I also bough one of those pen pad thingies so I can draw on the computer?  Idk how long it’ll take for me to become a decent artist, but fuck it, even if I give up, I could give it to my mother and ask her to draw things for me roflmao.

This is a picture that she painted… it’s basically just zebras, but still, probably one of my favorites lol.

Painting Zebras

This second picture was taken at an awkward angle… I have no idea why, but yeah, it’s Sweeney Todd(Johnny Depp) and Mrs. Lovett(Helena Bonham Carter) from the movie “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street“.  I can’t believe it’s already been like 9 years since the movie came out, but the painting itself is probably about that old(not sure how old the picture of the painting is lol).

Painting Sweeny Todd 1

This is actually a painting of ‘Jack Sparrow’ on a canvas, which was placed inside of a small shed’s window, back at my old house(The house actually belonged to my grandmother, but we lived there for a long time.)  However, she painted like… everything, the entire shed, the pier, the stairs that led up to the house, and the entire wall across… Well, I’ll just put the pictures of it here as well.  It’s been so many years, I totally forgot how ridiculous it was roflmao.

Jack Sparrow

This is the ‘left?’ side of the shed.  Pretty sure that top window isn’t real, but I’m not 100% sure lol.  In the bottom picture, it’s the real window and door of the shed.  She painted this back when ‘Steve Irwin‘ died… so 10 years ago lulz.

Old house paintings 2

See those stone stairs?  Yeah, they were actually just concrete, but she painted every single one until it looked like a waterfall… The sad thing is that, not just the stairs, but the shed, the walls and pretty much everything, cracked and fell apart before we moved away.  She would go back and not just fix the concrete, but also repaint the pictures that were damaged, about every year.

Old House Paintings

Top left is part of the concrete wall, top right and top left are a totem pole that she painted… Like, it was actually a pylon to tie boats to and stuff, and the bottom is at least a few feet underwater, so she had to bring out a ladder to paint it.  I think she used a kayak at some point too, maybe to do the lower parts?  It’s kinda hard to remember things that long ago lol.  Anyway, the monkeys are painted on the wooden bulkhead, which was probably extraordinary difficult…

Totem Pole water

And yep, she also painted every single pylon along the bulkhead, because why not?

Totem Poles

The sad thing is that after my grandmother died and the house was sold, the people who ‘revamped’ the house, removed every single one of these beautiful paintings.  There were also loads of paintings she did inside of the house… on the ceiling, walls, etcetera, but I couldn’t find pictures of it on her Facebook pace :P.

 

FML

Okay~ then, so I have a few things to announce.  First of all, fuck my life, I woke up a day ago, after spending a whole day in agony, I finally started having trouble breathing and decided “Fuck it, I don’t wanna die!” and went to the ER.  In case you’ve never been to a hospital before, no, they aren’t like the ones in TV shows!  Goddamn it, I got there at 1:30 Am and sat in a waiting room until like 5 or 6 am!  The worst part is that I was actually one of the luckier people, because there were some who had to wait over 12 hours… Continue reading

Afterword?

As you may have noticed, I didn’t write an afterword… mainly because I have no idea what an afterword even is.  Well, I’m sure that none of you actually care about an afterword either way; most people would probably skip it, even if I did write one. Continue reading

Shameless Advertisement

Since I won’t be posting things for a while, I decided to help people do a little bit of shameless advertising.  Basically, if you’re a new writer/blogger and you don’t really know how to get started, you just need to shamelessly post a link to your site in the comments of this post.

Once it’s there, I’ll put it on a ‘Shameless Advertisement’ page, where people will be able to go if they want to search for new stories to read.  Yeah, I know that “Royalroadl“, “Gravity Tales“, and other sites like that actually host stories, but most of these links are probably going to be for RRL anyway.

So yeah, sorry for not being able to post for a while, but… I just finished writing/posting a 295 chapter book, so I deserve a goddamn break.  It’s going to be a relatively short one, and I’ll be writing constantly either way, but whatever, that’s beside the point…

By the way, I’m not going to be picky about things.  It doesn’t matter if you’re actually a new writer or if you’re already super-famous(by webnovel standards lol) and just want to do a bit of promotion.  Hell, I’d definitely put my own stories on the page… if they weren’t already on the website.

Cats Hugging Toys?

Recommendations…

If you’re going to recommend a webnovel, manga or manhwa, then you should put a link to it.  Otherwise, I’ll probably never get around to checking it out(Assuming that I haven’t already read it lol). Continue reading

Advertisements

I really should have done this a long time ago, but I was so focused on writing and posting chapters that I totally forgot about it.  Anyway, I finally got around to buying the domain name and getting ads… No idea how they work, but hopefully they don’t annoy people too much.

To be completely honest, I have no idea how they work lol.  Are they even working right now?  So yeah, if there are problems with the site, it’s probably because I just bought the domain name(They said it might be sketchy for 72 hours?) or maybe there might end up being a problem with the ad placements or the ads themselves.

If you notice a problem, feel free to give ‘helpful’ suggestions to fixing said problem :P.

It’s Almost 2016?

This is for anyone who’s interested in how my site did this year lol.  I created it in March(I think?) but didn’t even break 100k views until like July.  Then I started writing and posting “Hardcore OP-ness” and yeah, it’s over 2.5 million views atm rofl.  Well, anyway~, if you want to look at the stats, click the link below :P.

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 2,600,000 times in 2015. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 112 days for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Hardcore OP-ness

I just finished writing the ‘Epilogue’ of the first book, or at least what I call the first book lol.  I felt the need to make an announcement about it :P.

Anyway, I’m not going to talk about the next book ‘here’, because there are still 41 chapters and an Epilogue that hasn’t been posted on the site yet.  Obviously, there are just way too many potential spoilers and I’m afraid to say anything about anything at the moment.

However, since I haven’t gotten any new donations or pledges lately, I decided to remind people about it.  I kind of want to take a break from writing for a few days… or something?  But mainly because I know that once I start writing book 2, I’m probably going to start getting devoured by it, like I did back when I first started writing Hardcore OP-ness.

I’m already really burnt out, so if I go straight into hardcore writing mode in my current condition… lol.  Anyway, I want everyone who has donated or is planning on donating to know that I’ll be placing book 2 stuff into the same folder that I’ve been using for the first book.  So~, if you donate 10 dollars or pledge 10 dollars, I won’t remove your access just because I’m starting a new book rofl.

I mean, sure, I’d probably get a lot more donations and pledges if I treated HCOP as over and started something new, but I don’t think that would be fair at all to the people who have supported me and helped keep me writing for so long.

Sigh, I can’t believe I’ve been able to finish a book in 4.3 months… I’m not sure if that’s long or short, but I’ve definitely written at least 100k more words in the last 4.5 months, than I did over the course of the 10 months I was working on Immortal Soul.  As for Immortal Soul, who knows?  I may randomly decide to start working on that again, but for now, it’s on hiatus.

I will say that “Immortal Soul” and “Hardcore OP-ness” do have a pretty strong connection to each other, but I can’t specify how.  After reading the rest of this first book and the beginning of the second, you should probably understand by then, assuming that you’ve already read “Immortal Soul”.

Anyway~, I can’t really think of anything else to say~, so I’ll just link so cute animal videos or something? lol

Kittens