When Di’s magic lessons were finally over, he fucked off somewhere and left me to my own devices. I mainly just did a bunch of exercises for a few hours. In order to break through to Adept, I needed to have about twice the strength of the ‘average’ Human. Continue reading
Di seemed annoyed by the fact that I could punch and kick properly, so he decided to ‘spar’ against me in order to train my grappling skills. Yeah, it was just an excuse for that perverted old man to beat the shit out of a little kid. Continue reading
So yeah, instead of taking a shower and going back into my room to start writing… I decided to go outside, into the sunlight lol. I took a bunch of pictures of one of the alley cats who loiters in my yard all day, but when I tried to go back inside… He sprinted into the kitchen, then down into the basement.
Eventually, he got bored and went back up the stairs, but it took both of my parents like 3 minutes to slowly push him out of the house roflmao. Anyway, here’s a video of it :P.
Herbs are overpowered. Well, Qi is pretty intense too. I guess it’s kind of a mix between the medicinal properties of the magical drugs and the fact that I became an Apprentice. Within an hour of drinking that nasty shit-tea and eating those five super-biscuits, I was able to take the gauze off of my dick and even my ass was mostly healed. Continue reading
“I do not know how or why your Cultivation Method had injured you in such a bizarre way… but considering that you are a Shaman, I am not surprised. Spirits are such vile and disgusting creatures!” Queen Hua entered through the door and was followed by a five-foot tall little servant girl, who was carrying a silver platter in her hands. Well, she wasn’t wearing rags or anything and she didn’t seem distraught. I didn’t know if she got paid for her job, but if she was able to live in a palace and eat decent meals, then it was probably better than being in some shitty village. Continue reading
“Oh my God, it’s so fucking freezing!” Even though her crimson wings were literally on fire, Iris was still the first person to complain about the sudden temperature drop. Continue reading
“We need to cancel this crazy-ass suicide mission! The plan to trick Michael into entering a prison within Azriel’s shitty city has totally failed… Ugh, my fucking idiotic little brother is still in that hell-hole with that psychotic monster!” Inside of a huge dungeon, which was formerly known as the Kansas Statehouse, an angry woman’s voice echoed throughout the halls. Continue reading
The idea that I might get raped or manipulated for my virginity had been bothering me for a while. Sure, there was a potential for me to be able to cheat and find some super-overpowered Legendary bitch to have sex with… However, that would require me to reveal my awesome Innate Talent. Continue reading
“I did not expect such a lustful child to be so clever… Fine, it would be irritating to keep you around here for so long anyway. Aside from that, I have precious few years to secure my legacy and I do not wish to waste one more moment on your insolence!” She tossed me onto the floor of the crystal cavern and turned towards the door. Then she grumbled “For your services… I shall teach you some basic Druidry. A handmaiden and a palace guard will be in momentarily to deal with you.” Continue reading
I hate royalty, nobility, politicians and just about anyone who considers themselves a ‘ruler’. It’s not like I had ever met any of them in person before, but the concept alone was annoying enough. Of course, the reason why Hua Jiang was called ‘Master’ had nothing to do with her status as a ‘Queen’. Continue reading
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