“Sorry bout that Kid! But it took forever ta find someone dumb enough ta work for an ear uh corn a day!” That was the first thing that Di said, when he returned thirty minutes after that creepy Necromancer left. Behind the giant shirtless old man was a tall and scrawny dude, who seemed to be in his forties. Continue reading
“Gentle Di’s Shamanic Services” had a lounge and waiting area when we first went inside. There were only a few dozen seats and the walls were covered in all sorts of magical engravings of various characters and runes. Every chair had a seal embroidered into the black leather. The front desk was to the left side of the room and there was plenty of papers all over the place. Continue reading
I was pretty tired already, so I didn’t bother checking out any of the stores in the mall. Hell, I didn’t even say anything to Di, cause I was afraid that he would make me run the stall for him. Besides, I wasn’t a hundred-percent sure where my room was. Continue reading
When Di’s magic lessons were finally over, he fucked off somewhere and left me to my own devices. I mainly just did a bunch of exercises for a few hours. In order to break through to Adept, I needed to have about twice the strength of the ‘average’ Human. Continue reading
Di seemed annoyed by the fact that I could punch and kick properly, so he decided to ‘spar’ against me in order to train my grappling skills. Yeah, it was just an excuse for that perverted old man to beat the shit out of a little kid. Continue reading
So yeah, instead of taking a shower and going back into my room to start writing… I decided to go outside, into the sunlight lol. I took a bunch of pictures of one of the alley cats who loiters in my yard all day, but when I tried to go back inside… He sprinted into the kitchen, then down into the basement.
Eventually, he got bored and went back up the stairs, but it took both of my parents like 3 minutes to slowly push him out of the house roflmao. Anyway, here’s a video of it :P.
Herbs are overpowered. Well, Qi is pretty intense too. I guess it’s kind of a mix between the medicinal properties of the magical drugs and the fact that I became an Apprentice. Within an hour of drinking that nasty shit-tea and eating those five super-biscuits, I was able to take the gauze off of my dick and even my ass was mostly healed. Continue reading
“I do not know how or why your Cultivation Method had injured you in such a bizarre way… but considering that you are a Shaman, I am not surprised. Spirits are such vile and disgusting creatures!” Queen Hua entered through the door and was followed by a five-foot tall little servant girl, who was carrying a silver platter in her hands. Well, she wasn’t wearing rags or anything and she didn’t seem distraught. I didn’t know if she got paid for her job, but if she was able to live in a palace and eat decent meals, then it was probably better than being in some shitty village. Continue reading
“Oh my God, it’s so fucking freezing!” Even though her crimson wings were literally on fire, Iris was still the first person to complain about the sudden temperature drop. Continue reading
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