“We need to cancel this crazy-ass suicide mission! The plan to trick Michael into entering a prison within Azriel’s shitty city has totally failed… Ugh, my fucking idiotic little brother is still in that hell-hole with that psychotic monster!” Inside of a huge dungeon, which was formerly known as the Kansas Statehouse, an angry woman’s voice echoed throughout the halls. Continue reading
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TDoE V1 Chapter 22: Drastic Measures
The idea that I might get raped or manipulated for my virginity had been bothering me for a while. Sure, there was a potential for me to be able to cheat and find some super-overpowered Legendary bitch to have sex with… However, that would require me to reveal my awesome Innate Talent. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 21: Evolution
“I did not expect such a lustful child to be so clever… Fine, it would be irritating to keep you around here for so long anyway. Aside from that, I have precious few years to secure my legacy and I do not wish to waste one more moment on your insolence!” She tossed me onto the floor of the crystal cavern and turned towards the door. Then she grumbled “For your services… I shall teach you some basic Druidry. A handmaiden and a palace guard will be in momentarily to deal with you.” Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 20: The Deal
I hate royalty, nobility, politicians and just about anyone who considers themselves a ‘ruler’. It’s not like I had ever met any of them in person before, but the concept alone was annoying enough. Of course, the reason why Hua Jiang was called ‘Master’ had nothing to do with her status as a ‘Queen’. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 19: The Mysterious Fortuneteller
The next two days passed in a similar manner. We rode down the river from morning until night, camping out on the beach. I also left to go perform my ritual in the woods, though there weren’t any dangerous situations. It was eerily peaceful… Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 18: The Secret Ritual
Having superhuman strength and using magic is fun and all but seriously, I killed a giant axe-wielding maniac with a handful of dirt. If I had a BB or pellet gun, I wouldn’t have even had to struggle to survive in the first place. Well, it’s good to be prepared for everything. As we continued on our way down the river, I borrowed a pencil and leather-bound journal from Di, then started scribbling down all sorts of plans. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 17: Cultivation Methods
I dropped the axe on the ground and started walking back towards camp. However, I didn’t make it far before a fist smashed into my face and sent me tumbling dozens of meters across the dirt, crashing into a tree. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 16: Camping
Apparently, each of those tiny black beads on Di’s ten bracelets was a separate ‘storage device’, though they couldn’t hold much compared to his ring. There was food, water, iced tea, Herbs, spices and just about everything else. Every bracelet could hold about as much as a large backpack. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 15: Leaving Di’s House
Halfway through Jiaolong, I managed to reach level-nine. Gathering and condensing Qi in my Dantian was just a natural reflex by that point. Only when my muscles, bones and organs reached the proper strength, would my level be able to increase properly. Continue reading
TDoE V1 Chapter 14: Hardcore Leveling
As we ate, Di constantly yammered on about ‘Herbs’. Apparently, pretty much any kind of plant, fungus and even cultures of bacteria can be considered Herbs. Just like Beasts and Spirits, they have an alphabetical ranking system. However, the main difference is that ‘Mortal’ Herbs don’t have the ability to gain sentience on their own, no matter how powerful they become. It’s possible for Spirits to possess them under certain circumstances, but for the most part, they just require a lot of time. Continue reading