Chapter 129: The Start of Another Chaotic Night

Finally, Michael placed the Elite, Rank-E, Level-19, Angelic Boa of Efflorescence into the cat-girl’s inventory. Once that last, rather large morsel was fed to Goliath, she reached level-ten. Continue reading

Chapter 128: Evolution Is Usually the Best Solution

Once the two evolved skeletons had left, Michael heard a gunshot, followed by a loud “Nyah~! Owwy~ wah~! Yay~, my boo-boo went away, meow~!” coming from the northern guest-room. Thus, he quickly went to give a certain little cat-girl, a fairly dubious present. Continue reading

Chapter 127: Irresponsible MC

“I… This was my first mission. For the last sixty years, I’ve been training diligently, in hopes that I could prove helpful to my Goddess! Even if I may not be very ‘experienced’ in many ways, I have still participated in several thousand hunting trips!” Talia was fairly embarrassed about her relatively ‘sheltered’ life. Continue reading

Chapter 126: Completing the ‘Team’

“Yes-yes, now hurry the fuck up and make her number six!” Michael was irritated that the system didn’t understand what he wanted, even though it was constantly reading his mind and observing him. Both of their bodies were engulfed in a blinding light for a moment, and then her status-screen was displayed before him. Continue reading

Chapter 125: Not All Magic Is Easy

Michael turned around and saw a three-meter tall, androgynous, green-barked dryad. Its eyes appeared as glowing, bright-blue, crystalline orbs, while it had long flowing black vines for hair. The blooming flowers appeared similar to violet irises, and were littered across the squirming tendrils. Continue reading

Chapter 124: Slice of Chaos

“Sarah~, come play with me~… I would summon you here, but I’m not allowed to do that in combat. Ugh, this is so boring~, it’s just like popping pimples, except less painful. Ew~, fucking hell, why does it always squirt in my eyes?! Come on Sarah~, help me kill these things… Are you still mad about me having sex with Elina? Oh wait, no, I didn’t tell you about that yet, huh? Then why aren’t you answering me? I know you can hear me bitch, so get your tiny ass out here and help me slaughter these goddamn slime-whores!” Continue reading

Chapter 123: Hunting for a Cure

After quickly storing the squirming body and decapitated head, into his first bag-slot, Michael muttered “Okay~ then… From now on, I should probably avoid flying above this crazy ass jungle. Anyway~, gear is super OP, so I should be good, as long as the enemies aren’t above level-twenty and Bosses. Hmm~, it seems like I made it a dozen miles to the northwest of my house… Continue reading

Chapter 122: Dubious Arcane Knowledge

“Hahahahaha~! Well no shit! You had the power to yank souls from another fuckin reality, but ya couldn’t summon a goddamn computer? Hell, if you would’ve called me back then, I’d have told ya that most people are evil assholes!” Michael was apparently very amused at the Goddess’ ineptitude, but she didn’t seem particularly pleased by his behavior. Continue reading

Chapter 121: The Start of a ‘Normal’ Day

Michael awoke to the sound of high-pitched moaning and an extremely tight, warm, and tingling sensation around a certain part of his body. Without opening his eyes, that pitch-black wisp had left his forehead and scanned the room. Continue reading

Chapter 120: Another Cat in the House

“Ah, when we start making porn, you should definitely use the stage name Little Lina, hahaha~!” Ignoring the cackling skeleton, the angelic cat-girl brought her mother into the kitchen, so that they could talk. Continue reading