When the cockroaches finally caught up to their group, all of them targeted Michael, who was by far the slowest person on the team. It wasn’t that he could move quickly, “Stop being so ridiculous and just run! You could even fly if you wanted to!” Continue reading
Category Archives: Comedy
Chapter 153: Gauntlets Are Exhausting
The beautiful silver gates opened, and a six-foot tall angelic Guardian, flapped his wings violently. His body was extremely heavy, yet it was still lifted off of the ground by such a massive amount of air-pressure. Continue reading
Chapter 152: Getting Serious…
After shoving everything into a single treasure-chest, it was decided that Elina would be the one to carry it within her second bag-slot. As for the other five, “No, you can’t keep the damn chests! Those things aren’t just antiques, they’re also made out of solid gold! Ugh, fine, you can take one, but leave the others there! Consider it as payment for that… never-mind, all of you should eat, drink, piss, shit or whatever, and be ready in fifteen minutes!” Continue reading
Chapter 151: Bonus Loot
“Gunsmithing for Idiots: A graphic novel about a Dwarven Gun-Master, who travels the world and teaches underdeveloped Human villagers how to create and utilize a wide variety of firearms. Warning: Contains scenes of gratuitous violence, gore, nudity, and offensive language. Rare Quality, no level requirement.” Continue reading
Chapter 150: Epic Loot, For the Win
“Get behind the motherfucking pillars!” Michael roared, as he teleported over and grabbed the tiny cat-girl, and briskly walked towards Talia. Inari had already completely healed from all of her injuries a while before that, so she was able to easily sprint next to Alice’s hiding spot. Continue reading
Chapter 149: Finally Fighting the First Boss!
A massive golden battleaxe, slammed down upon a blindingly bright, shield of Light aura. There was a fiery explosion of bright-green mana, as Michael’s left arm struggled to deflect the blow towards the ground. Continue reading
Chapter 148: Entering the Dungeon?!
Standing in front of a beautiful silver gateway, was a six-meter tall Ancient Minotaur. He was holding a massive, double-sided, golden battleaxe. Continue reading
Chapter 147: Fame and Infamy
“Jasmine Jade: MIA, presumed dead, body never found. Disappeared during the Battle of Fort Resilience. Witnesses have reported that a beam of white-light descended from the artificial sky, burned a hole through the rampart, and several floors above her room, before leaving scorch marks on the center of her floor.” A middle-aged, dark-skinned, Dwarven man was sitting in a leather desk-chair and reading an article, from a fairly large computer screen. Continue reading
Chapter 146: Setting the Stage…
Sitting upon a grand and illustrious golden throne, a massive Minotaur gazed imposingly at the entrance to his Boss-Room, “Hahahaha~! Hohohohoho~! Hyahahahaha~! Hihihihihih~! Grawr~! Rawl~! Moo~! Ugh, I can’t even remember how the laugh was supposed to go… Hey, Johnny! Give me the lines!” Continue reading
Chapter 145: The Mysteries of Oviparity
[Target Information
Name: Karian
Titles: The Gatekeeper
Level: 20
Age: Boss
Race: Ancient Minotaur
Rank: D
Class: Reaver
Specialization: Tanking, Melee Damage Dealer
Profession: Dungeon Boss] Continue reading