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Chapter 124: Slice of Chaos

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“Sarah~, come play with me~… I would summon you here, but I’m not allowed to do that in combat. Ugh, this is so boring~, it’s just like popping pimples, except less painful. Ew~, fucking hell, why does it always squirt in my eyes?! Come on Sarah~, help me kill these things… Are you still mad about me having sex with Elina? Oh wait, no, I didn’t tell you about that yet, huh? Then why aren’t you answering me? I know you can hear me bitch, so get your tiny ass out here and help me slaughter these goddamn slime-whores!” Continue reading →

Chapter 123: Hunting for a Cure

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After quickly storing the squirming body and decapitated head, into his first bag-slot, Michael muttered “Okay~ then… From now on, I should probably avoid flying above this crazy ass jungle. Anyway~, gear is super OP, so I should be good, as long as the enemies aren’t above level-twenty and Bosses. Hmm~, it seems like I made it a dozen miles to the northwest of my house… Continue reading →

Chapter 122: Dubious Arcane Knowledge

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“Hahahahaha~! Well no shit! You had the power to yank souls from another fuckin reality, but ya couldn’t summon a goddamn computer? Hell, if you would’ve called me back then, I’d have told ya that most people are evil assholes!” Michael was apparently very amused at the Goddess’ ineptitude, but she didn’t seem particularly pleased by his behavior. Continue reading →

Chapter 121: The Start of a ‘Normal’ Day

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Michael awoke to the sound of high-pitched moaning and an extremely tight, warm, and tingling sensation around a certain part of his body. Without opening his eyes, that pitch-black wisp had left his forehead and scanned the room. Continue reading →

Chapter 120: Another Cat in the House

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“Ah, when we start making porn, you should definitely use the stage name Little Lina, hahaha~!” Ignoring the cackling skeleton, the angelic cat-girl brought her mother into the kitchen, so that they could talk. Continue reading →

Chapter 119: Evolution, the Smart Way

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The reason that golems had no Luck or Willpower stat, was obviously because they were meant to be controlled. When someone with an Astral-Projection type of ability, entered inside and directly took-over the mindless body, their own Luck and Willpower would be carried over. Continue reading →

Chapter 118: Recruiting Number-Five

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A level-two, rank-G, Human Skeleton was casually walking along the riverbank, towards the residence of the two most, physically, powerful people in Michael’s Waterfall Sanctuary. It was midnight, so the undead didn’t have to worry about burning to ‘death’ in the sunlight, but it also meant that his targets were likely sleeping. Continue reading →

Chapter 117: How Does the Fox Play?

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Michael walked into the living-room, sat down at the crystalline piano and began playing Pachelbel’s Canon in D-minor. It was his ‘go-to’ song, to warm-up, so even in an awkward skeletal body, he could still play it naturally. Continue reading →

Chapter 116: Astral-Possession

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While the live stream was playing, on the southern side of the room, the wooden ladder disappeared and was replaced by a swirling, shadowy cloud. Along the sides of the eerie statue, which acted as a projector, there were a decent amount of bookshelves which were created out of obsidian. Continue reading →

Chapter 115: The Basement of Darkness

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The amount of mana required to create a rank-G skeletal golem out of a level-one corpse or carcass, was typically around one-hundred thousand. However, it was possible to speed up the process dramatically, by sacrificing large amounts of blood and flesh, while performing a variety of ‘depraved’ rituals. Continue reading →