Novel Updates

Does anybody post things on Novel Translations?  Like, last year I was getting a lot of views from there and Aho-Updates.

Unfortunately, Aho-Updates doesn’t work for “The Dao of Eros” and I can’t post things on “Novel Translations” because I still have -45 Karma.

Anyway, I’m just wondering if anyone can start posting my updates on “Novel Translations“.  I’ll bribe you with access to my secret folder… Let me know if you’re willing to help out :).

Also, one of the reasons why I slowed down my posting speed is because… Well, it seems like how fast I post doesn’t really make a difference.  Lately, even if I post 2 chapters of HCOP or 2 chapters of TDoE on a single day, there isn’t much of a difference between the days when I don’t post anything at all.

So, if the views pick back up through advertisement or whatever, I’ll start posting more regularly.  I’m just so tired of stressing out over it all the time, I just want to focus on writing lol.

TDoE V1 Chapter 28: Fleshly Cultivation

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TDoE V1 Chapter 27: Happy Beginning

I was pretty tired already, so I didn’t bother checking out any of the stores in the mall. Hell, I didn’t even say anything to Di, cause I was afraid that he would make me run the stall for him. Besides, I wasn’t a hundred-percent sure where my room was. Continue reading

TDoE V1 Chapter 26: The Mall

When Di’s magic lessons were finally over, he fucked off somewhere and left me to my own devices. I mainly just did a bunch of exercises for a few hours. In order to break through to Adept, I needed to have about twice the strength of the ‘average’ Human. Continue reading

TDoE V1 Chapter 25: Magic?

Di seemed annoyed by the fact that I could punch and kick properly, so he decided to ‘spar’ against me in order to train my grappling skills. Yeah, it was just an excuse for that perverted old man to beat the shit out of a little kid. Continue reading

TDoE V1 Chapter 24: Eternal Suffering

Herbs are overpowered. Well, Qi is pretty intense too. I guess it’s kind of a mix between the medicinal properties of the magical drugs and the fact that I became an Apprentice. Within an hour of drinking that nasty shit-tea and eating those five super-biscuits, I was able to take the gauze off of my dick and even my ass was mostly healed. Continue reading

TDoE V1 Chapter 23: Handmaiden

“I do not know how or why your Cultivation Method had injured you in such a bizarre way… but considering that you are a Shaman, I am not surprised. Spirits are such vile and disgusting creatures!” Queen Hua entered through the door and was followed by a five-foot tall little servant girl, who was carrying a silver platter in her hands. Well, she wasn’t wearing rags or anything and she didn’t seem distraught. I didn’t know if she got paid for her job, but if she was able to live in a palace and eat decent meals, then it was probably better than being in some shitty village. Continue reading

HCOP Chapter 74: The Guardians

“We need to cancel this crazy-ass suicide mission! The plan to trick Michael into entering a prison within Azriel’s shitty city has totally failed… Ugh, my fucking idiotic little brother is still in that hell-hole with that psychotic monster!” Inside of a huge dungeon, which was formerly known as the Kansas Statehouse, an angry woman’s voice echoed throughout the halls. Continue reading

TDoE V1 Chapter 22: Drastic Measures

The idea that I might get raped or manipulated for my virginity had been bothering me for a while. Sure, there was a potential for me to be able to cheat and find some super-overpowered Legendary bitch to have sex with… However, that would require me to reveal my awesome Innate Talent. Continue reading