“Elina, get your formerly fat ass over here and come level with us~! I’m gonna carry you, so just heal me!” As the cat-eared Priestess was sitting on the front balcony, meditating in the blinding sunlight, she was startled by an extremely loud ‘Whisper.’ Continue reading
Goliath laughed heartily, then bellowed “Sure, but is there anything else? I have plenty of treasures aside from skill-books…” Continue reading
Sarah was sitting cross-legged next to a Human skeleton, in a surprisingly clean basement, when a six-foot tall man suddenly appeared before her. His porcelain skin was glowing dimly in the absolute darkness, but even if he had gotten a bit taller, she immediately recognized him. Continue reading
“Well, it’s not the first time I’ve had kidney stones before… Of course, these will be a lot bigger, but at least I can use them to buy you furniture?” Michael started laughing hysterically, and felt terrified by the fact that there was even a possibility for him to get pregnant with a Human or Goblin somehow. Continue reading
Michael grabbed the girl’s worm-like tail with his left hand and yanked her off of his back, wrapping his right around her throat. After slamming her into the smooth, stone wall, in complete darkness, he gazed into her glowing, bright-blue irises and asked “Are you really willing to have sex with someone you hate, just to entertain your perverted Goddess?” Continue reading
“Wait, what just happened?” Elina was staring at the blindingly bright bed, with a confused expression. Continue reading
When Michael finished defecating, the Light immediately disintegrated all of the waste and even acted as pseudo toilet-paper. As the warm sensation entered into his body, he asked “If you’re gonna give me a radioactive enema anyway, what’s the point in shitting?” Obviously, the magical device wasn’t programmed to retort his question, or even understand that he was speaking. Continue reading
“Quest Complete: You have chosen ten strangers, seemingly at random, and rescued them from certain death. Two men, one boy, and seven women are alive right now, because they were fortunate enough to come across your path. There are no truly selfless people; everyone has desires and goals that they pursue, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have chosen to help others, to achieve yours. Continue reading
As soon as Michael walked into his huge and empty living-room, he was shouted at: “Don’t you dare molest or violate that holy vessel!” Continue reading
The palisade which normally surrounded the Temple of Asura, had been destroyed in many areas by raging gigantic Ogres, Orcs, and even massive Chaos Treants. In fact, Michael actually recognized a certain colossal panther, who was happily munching on a huge wyvern carcass. Continue reading
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