Chapter 203: Unnatural Disasters

“Oh for fuck’s sake! How the hell have any of you survived this long?! You’re worse with money that I am! Ugh, Alice I can kinda-sorta understand at least… I mean, she’s a junkie dragon-girl who lived in a cave for her entire life! Her buying a magical bong for thirty-gold is fine, whatever, at least it’s something she could use! Talia, what was the point?! Why did you decide to spend ‘all’ of your money on dresses and shoes?! They’re only Rares! They don’t even give you any stats but Charisma! They aren’t indestructible! You have a ton of magical, transformable, Epics!” Michael and the others were sitting around a large dining table in the ‘Tasty Dragon’ restaurant, ‘calmly’ discussing their purchases. Continue reading

Chapter 202: Finally Finding a General Store?

“Holy shit! This place is really fucking nice! Hell, it’s practically a shopping center! There’s a grocery-store over there, a goddamn clothing shop, some kinda alchemical liquor-store, Chinese restaurants, a magical weapons and armor emporium… To be completely honest, I wasn’t really expecting this much from a bunch of nudists. Actually, if you have shit to wear, why the hell are you guys always naked?” Michael and the others walked out into a huge open space and gazed around at the myriad of relatively large stores. Continue reading

Chapter 201: The Shrine of Huxian

Meihui crouched down and tilted her head, sniffing Inari’s face and neck, eventually poking at the naked cat-girl on her back. “Nyahaha~, that tickles~! Un~, Mikey~, I wanna eat some fishies~…” Jasmine’s first thoughts upon waking up were regarding those ‘Water Drakes’ that they killed a few hours beforehand. Continue reading

Chapter 200: The Long Dong Disaster

“You-you-you-you~, filthy whore! How could you do this to I, Long Xiao?! I’ll kill you, all of you!” The furious Wood-Elf’s bright-red aura of Fire suddenly erupted from his eyes, and mouth, before oscillating around his entire body. Continue reading

Chapter 199: Just Passing Through…

An aura of pure Darkness enveloped Michael, Inari and Sarah; at that same moment, Talia and Jasmine were also consumed by a similar mana. Then everyone was ‘deposited’ outside of Patterson Castle, which was surprisingly unaffected by the rampant earthquakes. Continue reading

Chapter 198: Dragon Hunting

“Greater Water Drake, Level-21, Rank-D, Elite,” “Water Drake, Level-22, Rank-E, Super-Elite,” and “Lesser Water Drake, Level-19, Rank-F,” were written above the three giant magical-beasts. Each one of them appeared dramatically different, but their general shape was mostly serpentine, and they had large fins instead of legs. Continue reading

Chapter 196: Family Values

“Meow-Meow Rocket Boots~! Nyahahaha~!” Jasmine soared through the air, a few meters above the ground, chasing after the gigantic fox. Inari had grown until she was at least the size of a small house and then used ‘Parrot Mastery’ to transform into a gargantuan bright-green cockatoo. Continue reading

Chapter 195: A Backstory That Hasn’t Happened Yet?

“Seriously, Talia, calm your perky tits… What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re acting weirder than usual…” Michael was being carried in the beautiful woman’s arms, as she soared through the dark clouds. Suddenly, a massive aura of Wind enveloped them, which was so powerful that only Aeris herself would have been able to create it. Continue reading

Chapter 194: The MC Is Innocent?

Captain Perseus was sitting on a wooden stool, at the end of the pier, intensely staring at the orgy near the entrance. He grumbled “Dey be fuckin fer tree hours now… Da black one ain’t even awake no more… Yar, if dey be done fer da day, den I be takin me leave now.” before jumping into the gray waters. Continue reading

Chapter 193: Death Is Easy, Immortality Is Not

“Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow~! Goddamn cuntbags! Grah~! Die you fucking pieces of shit!” Michael was furiously beating back a dozen Warriors with his Demonic Siegeblade of Chaos, and being bombarded with volleys of ten arrows at a time. There were also at least six ‘Shadow Bolts’ being flung at his face, dealing almost no damage, but causing him to feel massive amounts of psychological pain. Continue reading