The two-meter tall High-Elven man, wearing a bloodied and torn-up dress-suit, appeared beside Michael as he yelled “Oi, Talia! When you’re done fuckin around in there, go clean up your grandpa’s hands from the Library! Also, I forgot to remove the two sets of shackles!” Continue reading
“Oh wow, that actually worked! Hahahaha~, well, I guess I didn’t really have ta cut your hands off then… Oi, stop glaring at me like that, and shut that noisy brat up!” Michael was apparently the only person who could see any semblance of humor in such a terrible situation. Continue reading
“The ongoing Quest ‘Feed the Devourer’ has been removed from your log, because it no longer exists.” When Michael arrived in his living-room, he was greeted by an unfortunate message. He immediately ‘Whispered’ the giant turtle, but received another notification: “Cannot connect, target is unavailable.” Continue reading
“Grah~! Die~!” Nana’s flaming silver rapier launched out a huge fiery serpentine dragon, which soared across the room, searing off Michael’s left arm at the shoulder. However, it didn’t stop there, and continued until it reached in front of the Dark-Goblin. Continue reading
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!” Michael was watching the report, while Sarah was under the pitch-black water. Even though all of that was going on, Talia still hadn’t sent him a message, though that was most likely because she didn’t know how. Continue reading
Finally, Michael placed the Elite, Rank-E, Level-19, Angelic Boa of Efflorescence into the cat-girl’s inventory. Once that last, rather large morsel was fed to Goliath, she reached level-ten. Continue reading
Once the two evolved skeletons had left, Michael heard a gunshot, followed by a loud “Nyah~! Owwy~ wah~! Yay~, my boo-boo went away, meow~!” coming from the northern guest-room. Thus, he quickly went to give a certain little cat-girl, a fairly dubious present. Continue reading
“I… This was my first mission. For the last sixty years, I’ve been training diligently, in hopes that I could prove helpful to my Goddess! Even if I may not be very ‘experienced’ in many ways, I have still participated in several thousand hunting trips!” Talia was fairly embarrassed about her relatively ‘sheltered’ life. Continue reading
“Yes-yes, now hurry the fuck up and make her number six!” Michael was irritated that the system didn’t understand what he wanted, even though it was constantly reading his mind and observing him. Both of their bodies were engulfed in a blinding light for a moment, and then her status-screen was displayed before him. Continue reading
Michael turned around and saw a three-meter tall, androgynous, green-barked dryad. Its eyes appeared as glowing, bright-blue, crystalline orbs, while it had long flowing black vines for hair. The blooming flowers appeared similar to violet irises, and were littered across the squirming tendrils. Continue reading
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