“The ongoing Quest ‘Feed the Devourer’ has been removed from your log, because it no longer exists.” When Michael arrived in his living-room, he was greeted by an unfortunate message. He immediately ‘Whispered’ the giant turtle, but received another notification: “Cannot connect, target is unavailable.” Continue reading
“Grah~! Die~!” Nana’s flaming silver rapier launched out a huge fiery serpentine dragon, which soared across the room, searing off Michael’s left arm at the shoulder. However, it didn’t stop there, and continued until it reached in front of the Dark-Goblin. Continue reading
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!” Michael was watching the report, while Sarah was under the pitch-black water. Even though all of that was going on, Talia still hadn’t sent him a message, though that was most likely because she didn’t know how. Continue reading
Finally, Michael placed the Elite, Rank-E, Level-19, Angelic Boa of Efflorescence into the cat-girl’s inventory. Once that last, rather large morsel was fed to Goliath, she reached level-ten. Continue reading
Once the two evolved skeletons had left, Michael heard a gunshot, followed by a loud “Nyah~! Owwy~ wah~! Yay~, my boo-boo went away, meow~!” coming from the northern guest-room. Thus, he quickly went to give a certain little cat-girl, a fairly dubious present. Continue reading
“I… This was my first mission. For the last sixty years, I’ve been training diligently, in hopes that I could prove helpful to my Goddess! Even if I may not be very ‘experienced’ in many ways, I have still participated in several thousand hunting trips!” Talia was fairly embarrassed about her relatively ‘sheltered’ life. Continue reading
“Yes-yes, now hurry the fuck up and make her number six!” Michael was irritated that the system didn’t understand what he wanted, even though it was constantly reading his mind and observing him. Both of their bodies were engulfed in a blinding light for a moment, and then her status-screen was displayed before him. Continue reading
Michael turned around and saw a three-meter tall, androgynous, green-barked dryad. Its eyes appeared as glowing, bright-blue, crystalline orbs, while it had long flowing black vines for hair. The blooming flowers appeared similar to violet irises, and were littered across the squirming tendrils. Continue reading
“Sarah~, come play with me~… I would summon you here, but I’m not allowed to do that in combat. Ugh, this is so boring~, it’s just like popping pimples, except less painful. Ew~, fucking hell, why does it always squirt in my eyes?! Come on Sarah~, help me kill these things… Are you still mad about me having sex with Elina? Oh wait, no, I didn’t tell you about that yet, huh? Then why aren’t you answering me? I know you can hear me bitch, so get your tiny ass out here and help me slaughter these goddamn slime-whores!” Continue reading
After quickly storing the squirming body and decapitated head, into his first bag-slot, Michael muttered “Okay~ then… From now on, I should probably avoid flying above this crazy ass jungle. Anyway~, gear is super OP, so I should be good, as long as the enemies aren’t above level-twenty and Bosses. Hmm~, it seems like I made it a dozen miles to the northwest of my house… Continue reading
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