Chapter 268: The Meaning of Life?

“Seven hundred and thirteen people were killed today… Why the hell did you tell me to unlock the portals?” Darius was standing by the window of his office, staring out towards the completely destroyed Nexus building, which was nearly a mile away. Continue reading

Chapter 259: The Infamous Duo

“No, it was true, but she already paid back the millions I spent on her a long time ago. I receive the royalties for all of those advertisements, and every single acting job she’s ever had. Hell, she even sold me the rights to her ‘likeness’, which was used in a T.V. series about her life. Then there were the videogames, movies, and all the modeling… I still pay her enough to be considered ‘wealthy’ in Nekoshire, but most of her money is spent on expensive alcohol, food, child support, and gambling.” Darius was obviously fairly irritated, as he explained the ridiculous situation. Continue reading

Chapter 258: JJ’s Sketchy Past

“The Long Dong Virus: A level-forty strand of demonic herpes which is extraordinarily contagious through air, water, food, bodily fluids, and skin-contact. Able to infect humanoids, magical-beasts and even undead. Causes the infected to mutate and potentially become Chaotic, while increasing their level and rank dramatically. Symptoms include: Spontaneous Intestinal Combustion, Slime-Body Syndrome, Vampirism, Impotence, Narcolepsy, Rapid Aging, Hellfire Addiction, Acidic Mucosal Discharge, Magma-Blood Syndrome, Explosive Diarrhea and Shapelessness.” Continue reading

Chapter 257: Money Is Power?

“You… are you an idiot or just really arrogant? If you were anyone else, I’d have killed you by now, heh-heh~.” Darius shook his head as he gazed down at the absurdly expensive alchemical products that were covering his desk. Continue reading

Chapter 256: The MC’s First Drug-Deal

“Nyah~, Onee-chan was born a year after me! There’s like, lots and lots of other little sisters and brothers too! Mommy and Daddy had so~ many babies! Some of them died though… But-but, but~, most of them didn’t! After Mommy was eaten by a giant hedgehog-monster, the rest of us came here! Un~, this is so~ tasty~… meow~, mew~, nyahahahaha~!” Jasmine was slightly tipsy from drinking half a bottle of Devil-Blood Sake, and was using a pair of chopsticks to steal some Jumbo Lava-Salmon Roe from Michael’s bowl. She had devoured her huge Spicy Dragon Roll in a few seconds, but was obviously still starving. Continue reading