Chapter 30: Intermission

Michael expended a few hundred rounds of ammo, jogging down random hallways, avoiding the claws, teeth, fangs and hands of all the monsters that were constantly chasing him. He complained “Goddamn it! Where the fuck is this place?! I’m gonna be super pissed if I find out that I’m like, on a space-station or some bullshit like that! Well, it’d need to have artificial gravity, if that’s even possible… Considering that there’s a horde of crazy mutated zombie animals and people trying to eat me, I honestly wouldn’t be that impressed if I was in space!” Continue reading

Chapter 29: Unwanted Popularity

“Fucking shitty dickballs! Gah~! If feels like my lungs and skin are on fire! Goddamn it, I’m drowning too!” Michael had his brown eyes open, but they were being burnt by the saltwater. In fact, his entire body was being dried out and he was suffocating because of the salinity; even after he managed to unstrap himself from the table, the entire room was flooded and sealed shut. Continue reading

Chapter 28: Storytime

Michael and Jasmine were laying on a fluffy pink mattress, inside of a small room. The wallpaper was blue and on the ceiling, a beautiful starry sky was painted. However, the floor was covered with broken dolls, sentient stuffed animals, and a vast assortment of sex-toys. Continue reading

Chapter 27: Clinical Trials

Luke, Kelsey, Iris and Lee were laying in the middle of a seemingly endless desert. As the blind girl listlessly sat upright, she asked “I can’t see shit, so can someone please tell me what the actual fuck is happening right now?” Continue reading

Chapter 26: Soul Realms

“Very well, you may enter… Regardless of whether or not you truly have no ill intentions, with such a feeble amount of power, I highly doubt that either of you would be able to threaten me within my own Soul-Realm.” A two-meter tall, stunningly beautiful young woman was standing in the hallway. Her ears were extremely long, narrow and pointed, while her skin had a light orangish hue, and her relatively large irises were emerald. Continue reading

Chapter 25: Salvation

In a serene and peaceful meadow, there was a small church, with the statue of a twelve-winged cat-girl inside. There were beautiful stained glass windows and several murals along the walls. The largest picture was of Michael in his cherubic Nephilim form, wearing brightly shining armor over everything but his head. He was smirking, while hovering in the sky, above a huge cathedral; a medieval city was in the background below him. Continue reading

Chapter 24: The Only Way Out

“Giant zombie monsters, a magical pussy demon, an underwater superbase… Seriously, this is probably the weirdest goddamn day of my entire fucking life!” Kelsey King was sitting down in the corner of the elevator, still completely naked aside from the casts on her legs. Continue reading

Chapter 23: Undead Eden

Captain Cummings was a slightly overweight, six-foot tall man with a buzz-cut and slightly muscular arms. He wasn’t a particularly ‘bad’ person, but like many of the other vampiric naval officers, he was terrified of Admiral Cain and his supernatural abilities. Continue reading

What Is Maturity?

So yeah, over the years, I’ve basically become so desensitized to blood, gore and violence that I honestly can’t tell anymore: What is ‘mature’?

Honestly, I think that “The Vanilla God” isn’t very ‘mature’ in the sense that there is no profanity at all and there definitely won’t be any sexual content… at least not as far as I know.

I mean, in “Immortal Soul” I would downplay the sex and profanity to a certain extent, and the narrator of “Hardcore OP-ness” is pretty straightforward when it comes to describing what’s happening in the least vulgar way possible.  However, people still complain about everything being too vulgar, gory or offensive in every way possible.

It seriously makes me wonder if any of those people had ever actually seen porn before lol.  Have they ever read erotic novels?  I honestly don’t think they have, because I did a few times and it was well… smut.  That’s where the name comes from :P.

Maybe I’m too jaded nowadays?  Anyway, from my perspective, “Immortal Soul” is PG-13 at most, “Hardcore OP-ness” is like R-ish idk.  Every country and even different states have all kinds of ridiculous laws or restrictions.

Still, most people start having sex when they’re teenagers or younger; it’s just a fact lol.  Yet, we aren’t supposed to watch porn until we’re adults roflmao.  I personally think that people who watch porn from a very young age are less prone to having sex until they’re adults, simply because they aren’t nearly as sexually repressed.

Kids usually start cursing when they’re around 5-9 ‘because’ adults tell them that they aren’t allowed to do it lulz.  It’s pretty much the same kind of thing with drugs, alcohol, etctera… I remember having friends in middle-school who were already addicted to nicotine or had become alcoholics.

People who watch violent movies/television shows, or play gory video-games generally don’t feel the primal urges for physical violence as much.  Most people still do have them though… It’s just human nature and the more you try to repress your desires, the more ‘dangerous’ it becomes.

Anyway, my point is that I hate censorship and felt like complaining about it lol.  Now, go ahead and argue with each other in the comments :).

Is “The Vanilla God” mature?

 

By the way, if you liked/read this story, can you vote-up on here?  “Novel Translations” There are a lot of people who hate me on reddit and make it their mission that anything I post gets downvoted….

Chapter 6: The First Daughter

Tiger-Paw Island should have been a pretty big spoiler, but I’ll just assume you have no idea who Lang Yue was. Well, first of all, she was the illegitimate child of the Fire God Lang Wong, back when he was about a hundred years old. His message to me was super cryptic, but I later found out that when he first became an Immortal, he had an affair with the Frost Goddess Freya. Continue reading