Michael ignored the horrible pain surging through his arm, leg and neck, as he quickly pulled the M4 off of his back. He didn’t have time to aim, so he fired a three-round burst from the hip, shredding apart the closest man’s face. Continue reading
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Chapter 31: Sharing a Body
“Welp, I’ve officially lost my re-virginity to a goddamn hallucination of an angry talking crow…” The moment that he ‘finished’ using Sarah’s bird-like body to satisfy himself, she transformed into a black mist and entered into his lungs. Thus, he was fairly certain that everything he had just experienced was nothing but an illusion brought forth by extreme desperation and loneliness. Continue reading
Chapter 30: Intermission
Michael expended a few hundred rounds of ammo, jogging down random hallways, avoiding the claws, teeth, fangs and hands of all the monsters that were constantly chasing him. He complained “Goddamn it! Where the fuck is this place?! I’m gonna be super pissed if I find out that I’m like, on a space-station or some bullshit like that! Well, it’d need to have artificial gravity, if that’s even possible… Considering that there’s a horde of crazy mutated zombie animals and people trying to eat me, I honestly wouldn’t be that impressed if I was in space!” Continue reading
Chapter 29: Unwanted Popularity
“Fucking shitty dickballs! Gah~! If feels like my lungs and skin are on fire! Goddamn it, I’m drowning too!” Michael had his brown eyes open, but they were being burnt by the saltwater. In fact, his entire body was being dried out and he was suffocating because of the salinity; even after he managed to unstrap himself from the table, the entire room was flooded and sealed shut. Continue reading
Chapter 28: Storytime
Michael and Jasmine were laying on a fluffy pink mattress, inside of a small room. The wallpaper was blue and on the ceiling, a beautiful starry sky was painted. However, the floor was covered with broken dolls, sentient stuffed animals, and a vast assortment of sex-toys. Continue reading
Chapter 27: Clinical Trials
Luke, Kelsey, Iris and Lee were laying in the middle of a seemingly endless desert. As the blind girl listlessly sat upright, she asked “I can’t see shit, so can someone please tell me what the actual fuck is happening right now?” Continue reading
Chapter 26: Soul Realms
“Very well, you may enter… Regardless of whether or not you truly have no ill intentions, with such a feeble amount of power, I highly doubt that either of you would be able to threaten me within my own Soul-Realm.” A two-meter tall, stunningly beautiful young woman was standing in the hallway. Her ears were extremely long, narrow and pointed, while her skin had a light orangish hue, and her relatively large irises were emerald. Continue reading
Chapter 25: Salvation
In a serene and peaceful meadow, there was a small church, with the statue of a twelve-winged cat-girl inside. There were beautiful stained glass windows and several murals along the walls. The largest picture was of Michael in his cherubic Nephilim form, wearing brightly shining armor over everything but his head. He was smirking, while hovering in the sky, above a huge cathedral; a medieval city was in the background below him. Continue reading
Chapter 24: The Only Way Out
“Giant zombie monsters, a magical pussy demon, an underwater superbase… Seriously, this is probably the weirdest goddamn day of my entire fucking life!” Kelsey King was sitting down in the corner of the elevator, still completely naked aside from the casts on her legs. Continue reading
Chapter 23: Undead Eden
Captain Cummings was a slightly overweight, six-foot tall man with a buzz-cut and slightly muscular arms. He wasn’t a particularly ‘bad’ person, but like many of the other vampiric naval officers, he was terrified of Admiral Cain and his supernatural abilities. Continue reading