“You have successfully evolved Inari into a rank-C, Sextuple-Tailed Natural Aquatic Fox-Dragon. Base stats have increased dramatically: +75 Aura, +10 Strength, +10 Agility, +10 Vitality, +10 Endurance.” Once the sudden rush of adrenaline and mana had worn off, the enormous kitsunemimi-mermaid shrunk down until she was only the size of a great-white shark. Continue reading
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Chapter 203: Unnatural Disasters
“Oh for fuck’s sake! How the hell have any of you survived this long?! You’re worse with money that I am! Ugh, Alice I can kinda-sorta understand at least… I mean, she’s a junkie dragon-girl who lived in a cave for her entire life! Her buying a magical bong for thirty-gold is fine, whatever, at least it’s something she could use! Talia, what was the point?! Why did you decide to spend ‘all’ of your money on dresses and shoes?! They’re only Rares! They don’t even give you any stats but Charisma! They aren’t indestructible! You have a ton of magical, transformable, Epics!” Michael and the others were sitting around a large dining table in the ‘Tasty Dragon’ restaurant, ‘calmly’ discussing their purchases. Continue reading
Chapter 202: Finally Finding a General Store?
“Holy shit! This place is really fucking nice! Hell, it’s practically a shopping center! There’s a grocery-store over there, a goddamn clothing shop, some kinda alchemical liquor-store, Chinese restaurants, a magical weapons and armor emporium… To be completely honest, I wasn’t really expecting this much from a bunch of nudists. Actually, if you have shit to wear, why the hell are you guys always naked?” Michael and the others walked out into a huge open space and gazed around at the myriad of relatively large stores. Continue reading
Chapter 201: The Shrine of Huxian
Meihui crouched down and tilted her head, sniffing Inari’s face and neck, eventually poking at the naked cat-girl on her back. “Nyahaha~, that tickles~! Un~, Mikey~, I wanna eat some fishies~…” Jasmine’s first thoughts upon waking up were regarding those ‘Water Drakes’ that they killed a few hours beforehand. Continue reading
Chapter 200: The Long Dong Disaster
“You-you-you-you~, filthy whore! How could you do this to I, Long Xiao?! I’ll kill you, all of you!” The furious Wood-Elf’s bright-red aura of Fire suddenly erupted from his eyes, and mouth, before oscillating around his entire body. Continue reading
Chapter 199: Just Passing Through…
An aura of pure Darkness enveloped Michael, Inari and Sarah; at that same moment, Talia and Jasmine were also consumed by a similar mana. Then everyone was ‘deposited’ outside of Patterson Castle, which was surprisingly unaffected by the rampant earthquakes. Continue reading
Chapter 198: Dragon Hunting
“Greater Water Drake, Level-21, Rank-D, Elite,” “Water Drake, Level-22, Rank-E, Super-Elite,” and “Lesser Water Drake, Level-19, Rank-F,” were written above the three giant magical-beasts. Each one of them appeared dramatically different, but their general shape was mostly serpentine, and they had large fins instead of legs. Continue reading
Chapter 197: Catching Crabs Is Dangerous
Michael suddenly activated ‘Lightening’ and cancelled ‘Luxian Innocence’ at the same moment. His body rapidly transformed and instantly became weightless; within moments, he was back to his ‘normal’ size and had his usual angelic appearance. Continue reading
Chapter 196: Family Values
“Meow-Meow Rocket Boots~! Nyahahaha~!” Jasmine soared through the air, a few meters above the ground, chasing after the gigantic fox. Inari had grown until she was at least the size of a small house and then used ‘Parrot Mastery’ to transform into a gargantuan bright-green cockatoo. Continue reading
Chapter 195: A Backstory That Hasn’t Happened Yet?
“Seriously, Talia, calm your perky tits… What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re acting weirder than usual…” Michael was being carried in the beautiful woman’s arms, as she soared through the dark clouds. Suddenly, a massive aura of Wind enveloped them, which was so powerful that only Aeris herself would have been able to create it. Continue reading