In a massive and empty, cubic, white-room, there were eight feminine golems. On the farthest right was silver, directly next to that one, was woman that seemed to be made out of glowing-green vines. Continue reading
“Never thought that I’d be ‘literally’ cock-blocked… Shit, that bastard is already at full Health again! Damn it! Ugh, now my boner’s gone, so we might as well kill that asshole first. We can have sex after we get back home.” Michael reactivated his armor, and kissed the irritated Dark-Goblin one more time, before using his wings to glide down off of the southern wall. Continue reading
“This is so~ fucking gross~! Can’t you bastards please stop exploding on me?! You’re making me feel like a dirty whore! Ugh, die cleaner! Oh for fuck’s sake! I don’t want your scabies, I already have plenty of weird diseases already, so go away~! Rah, no, that’s a bad touch! Kill these bastards faster damn it!” Michael was trapped inside of a cocoon of Goblins, Orcs, Hobgoblins, Imps, and Hellhounds, but none of them could actually attack him anymore, because everyone was being crushed by the piles of corpses outside. Continue reading
The Imps were shocked, the Feline Dwarves cheered, Sarah was fighting five Hellhounds at the same time, and the enemy leader Simon roared “Kill him! All units charge the southern wall and kill that fucking bastard! Now!” Continue reading
“You have become a Summoner Level 1: Capable of absorbing the souls of the dead, and can temporarily store them within their own mana-core. Able to place those souls into new, rank-G vessels, under level-five. All Passives and Spells will be lost and no stats may be carried over from their previous form.” Continue reading
“Sweet~, Chaos Affinity acquired! As soon as I get that giant lizard-girl, and make her evolve twice, I’ll be able to finish that fucking Quest!” Michael wasn’t particularly surprised that Jasmine ended up being ‘Chaotic,’ but even if she wasn’t, he still would have chosen her as a Companion. Continue reading
“Nyah~, the waiting is the scariest part… so~ boring~.” A short and stout woman with pitch-black hair and cat-ears on the top of her head, was sitting on a metal chair, while cleaning her silver and white, flintlock pistols. Continue reading
“You have received Arcana’s Blessing of Love Level 1: Satisfying your partner’s desires will increase your Aura stat, depending on the amount of suffering that you experience in the process.” After the second undead had finally been created, Michael received a new Passive. Continue reading
Opening her bright-green eyes, Talia looked around and muttered “I can’t believe how childish I’ve become lately…” It was the second time that week that she had fainted; at least the first was because of Arcana’s ridiculously powerful aura. Continue reading
Without eating or sleeping properly, Elina had continued to read “The Teachings of Lux” all day and night. After meeting Michael, she had completely forgotten one of the most important rules of adventuring: “Never overexert yourself after returning from a hunting trip.” Continue reading
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