“Elina, get your formerly fat ass over here and come level with us~! I’m gonna carry you, so just heal me!” As the cat-eared Priestess was sitting on the front balcony, meditating in the blinding sunlight, she was startled by an extremely loud ‘Whisper.’ Continue reading
“Wait, what just happened?” Elina was staring at the blindingly bright bed, with a confused expression. Continue reading
When Michael finished defecating, the Light immediately disintegrated all of the waste and even acted as pseudo toilet-paper. As the warm sensation entered into his body, he asked “If you’re gonna give me a radioactive enema anyway, what’s the point in shitting?” Obviously, the magical device wasn’t programmed to retort his question, or even understand that he was speaking. Continue reading
As soon as Michael walked into his huge and empty living-room, he was shouted at: “Don’t you dare molest or violate that holy vessel!” Continue reading
The palisade which normally surrounded the Temple of Asura, had been destroyed in many areas by raging gigantic Ogres, Orcs, and even massive Chaos Treants. In fact, Michael actually recognized a certain colossal panther, who was happily munching on a huge wyvern carcass. Continue reading
After urinating, Michael decided that it was time to Fast-Travel back to his house. However, he noticed that there was no price to access the ‘Return Home’ feature. Continue reading
Lightning wasn’t a ‘Primal Element,’ because electricity could be used and created by all Affinities in various ways. However, Arcane was by far the simplest, since it involved transforming mana directly into electrical energy. Continue reading
“New Title: Shinigami. Most people fear death and are willing to sacrifice their dignity, honor or even their family to preserve their own lives. There are others who embrace their eventual demise and think of it as a final release from their tormented existence. However, you are a Player, and as long as your Willpower holds out, you could potentially die thousands of times without ever moving on from this world. The Goddesses have decided to reward you for your perseverance by increasing your Luck and Willpower by seven points.” Continue reading
“Battle-Staff of Healing Light: Increases wielder’s Strength, Endurance, and Vitality by one point; increases Intelligence and Wisdom by two points. Deals Light damage upon contact with the enemy and raises Attack Rating by thirty. Doubles the Aura stat. Soulbound to Elina Jacobs and cannot be used by anyone else. Rare Quality, requires level-ten to wield.” Continue reading
“Fox Cannon!” With that furious shout, the battle had begun. A large green object was launched at over a hundred miles per hour, thrown like a football, towards an elderly man, wearing a pure-white robed. Continue reading
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