“Nyah~, Ally~, I’m so~ bored~! Stop making drugs and play~ with~ me~!” Jasmine was currently building a snowman, out of pure-white sand. However, after infusing it with her own blood and mana for a few hours, it actually transformed into a level-one, rank-G ‘Demonic Earth Slime’. Continue reading
“Goddess of Light, I call upon your divine grace and supreme benevolence! Please, grant me the power to return these innocent souls and restore their broken bodies! Mass Resurrection!” A gigantic beam of solar radiation fell from the sun, landing upon rows of Rabbit-Tribe corpses. Continue reading
“Goddamn it! Shut the fuck up! Do you know how hard it is to come up with impromptu lyrics?! Stop crying and screaming! Fine, if you cunt-whores don’t wanna listen to my awesome singing, then I’ll just let you die boring, painless deaths!” Michael suddenly transformed into a gigantic tesla-coil, as hundreds of lightning-bolts arced off of his chest, wings, arms and tail. Continue reading
“The Romans, Huns, Spartans, Nazis, Vikings, Conquistadors, British, Imperial Japan, Han Dynasty, seriously, the list of fucked-up evil assholes from my world is literally endless… but they all had something in common, which no organization in this world is capable of: rape and slavery. Sure, these Holy Cuntian Bastards can crucify ya and massacre entire villages for happy-fun-times, but there ain’t nothing stopping you morons from just ‘mass ressing’ the corpses and doing the same to them, right? It feels like you’re making a much bigger deal outta this than it really is… Where the hell do they live anyway? I doubt that they’re based in the same zone as you guys are living.” Once he remembered that he wasn’t on Earth anymore, Michael actually saw the situation as a great opportunity for Elina to learn a new spell. Continue reading
A moment after Arcana finished speaking, Michael was standing on his balcony, staring out at Luxiana. The mysterious ‘Goddess’ was gone and he could see crowds gathering around ‘Dongton’, but there were also plenty of people tending to the docks and shops. Continue reading
“Do you really want to know?” A familiar voice whispered into his left ear, and when he turned to see who it was, Michael smirked. Continue reading
Without waiting for Akira’s consent, Michael immediately designated him as a Citizen and then teleported out of the ‘Arcane Prison’ and into Elina’s bedroom. Two beautiful cat-girls were cuddling under that thick and fluffy comforter; they were somehow able to sleep, regardless of how ridiculously bright it was. Continue reading
“When I said I wanted to do some kinky mother-son role-play, I think you took my joke a little too seriously… I’m not really that surprised that you’re a closet-Dryad, but I honestly didn’t expect you to be Canadian.” Michael muttered as he unsteadily stood up, then his body emitted a bright-white light and all of the disgusting sap was swiftly removed from his skin. Continue reading
Michael was laying on the ground, below his waist was essentially the body of a bright-blue eel. His torso and arms were lithe, but covered with lean muscles, though his frame was much larger than before. Continue reading
Talia sighed, shaking her head and telling the little boy: “Miguel, that sounds extremely wasteful… Why would I need a bedroom that was larger than our house?” Continue reading
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