“Goddamn it! Shut the fuck up! Do you know how hard it is to come up with impromptu lyrics?! Stop crying and screaming! Fine, if you cunt-whores don’t wanna listen to my awesome singing, then I’ll just let you die boring, painless deaths!” Michael suddenly transformed into a gigantic tesla-coil, as hundreds of lightning-bolts arced off of his chest, wings, arms and tail. Continue reading
Michael flew down and grabbed Jasmine, along with Alice, before ‘Astral-Leaping’ into his living-room. Sarah, Talia, Elina and even Inari arrived shortly afterward; the Huntress asked “There are likely tens of thousands of gold worth of items within those buildings, why would you so casually give them away?” Continue reading
“Seriously, who the fuck designed this teleportation system?! Shit, there’s plant-juice in my ear! Ugh, why can’t I get it out?! Is it immune to ‘Telekinesis’?! Damn it, well, whatever, I’ll survive somehow…” Michael and the others were covered in a thick green goop, as they unsteadily began standing up. Continue reading
Michael took a step forward and the two-meter tall, busty and naked fox-woman reluctantly moved out of his way. She had max-level ‘Identification’ and was obviously a much higher level than him, so she could easily verify that they truly did kill a great many members of the Long Dong Sect; however, when Sarah arrived, she breathed out a long sigh of relief. Continue reading
“There’s still a bunch of buildings left, but I feel like we’re already pushing our luck a little bit too hard. Arcana would never make things this easy under normal circumstances, so I vote for getting home as quickly as possible, before she decides that we didn’t earn this shit-load of awesomeness!” Michael had already experienced the Goddesses fickle nature many times before, and he knew exactly how easy it would be for one of them to change the rules of the ‘game’ to make things more interesting. Continue reading
“Quest Complete: You were supposed to wait for only the Core Disciples, Elders and Patriarch to arrive at the Shrine of Huxian. With the aid of Shé Yan and Meihui, you would have then been able to repel the invaders fairly easily. After that, you most likely would have been able to establish some sort of friendly relationship between the Nature-Naga and Foxes, but you didn’t. You decided that it would be better to just head over to the enemy base and launch a preemptive strike, killing hundreds of relatively uninvolved Wood-Elves, and even slaughtering the Grand Patriarch of the Nature-Naga for selfish personal gain. You also allowed Patriarch Long Dong to activate a portal to Hell and transform into a massive Blood-Dragon… However, you still protected the Shrine of Huxian and not a single Nature-Fox was killed in the battle, so I suppose that’s good enough?” Continue reading
“Long Dong! You have eyes, but you did not recognize Mount Tai! I, Grand Patriarch Shé Yan of the Naga Clan, have been pretending to be your friend, Elder Cao Lao, for over a century and you didn’t suspect a thing! You thought that I, Your Daddy, was merely a meek, soft-spoken, impotent… Well, you were wrong! Now that you’ve finally revealed your trump-card, it’s high time that I finally kill you and devour your mana-cores!” Continue reading
“Patriarch Long Dong, Level-40 Greater Demonic Wood-Elf Blood-Magus, Rank-C, World Boss.” With such a huge difference in levels and overall stats, it wasn’t surprising that even after such a vicious combined assault, the giant man was still able to break free of the restraints and leap into the air. Continue reading
“Hell Nova Level 1: The caster releases a burst of Chaotic aura, which may cause enemies to spontaneously combust, flash-freeze, or be driven insane. Unranked humanoids and magical-beasts may mutate into demonic creatures if their Willpower or Luck is high enough. Only effective on enemies that have less than 5% of the caster’s Aura. Range is dependent on the Aura stat. Costs 20 mana to cast.” Continue reading
“You have successfully evolved Inari into a rank-C, Sextuple-Tailed Natural Aquatic Fox-Dragon. Base stats have increased dramatically: +75 Aura, +10 Strength, +10 Agility, +10 Vitality, +10 Endurance.” Once the sudden rush of adrenaline and mana had worn off, the enormous kitsunemimi-mermaid shrunk down until she was only the size of a great-white shark. Continue reading
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