There was an ominous obsidian gateway in the cavern that Kelsey and Roycerus lived in, which was a portal to and from the eastern side of the Necropolis. The two skeletal humanoids were ‘playing’ in the jungle, so they weren’t there to notice the small horde of undead traveling in and out of their home. Continue reading
“Okay~, you guys should stop freaking out now; you’re scaring and-or annoying Rachael with all the drama. Besides, it ain’t like she’s gonna remember any of this… Even if she does, so what? I’ve been watching all kinds of fucked up shit since I was like five or six, and I turned out fine. Anyway, the noodles look done and the weird tentacle-monster calamari should be finished by now as well. Oi, Sarah, get your ass back here and eat with us!” Michael completely disregarded all the nonsense that had just happened, and somehow managed to convince the angry little girl to return to the kitchen telepathically. Continue reading
Almost immediately after Captain Shiro spoke her name, the angelic cat-girl appeared from a beam of blinding light. The brightly glowing ‘Battlestaff’ in her hands, was swiftly plunged into the temple of a hideously deformed orcish Berserker. Continue reading
“Nyahahaha~, Grandpa Shiro! Meow~, that looks ouchy~!” The moment that Jasmine appeared upon the ramparts of Fort Resilience, she saw that the white-haired Feline Dwarf was profusely bleeding from a gaping wound in his chest. Continue reading
“Of course… I should have said ‘Give me a fucking awesome magical throwing knife!’ Ugh, well, whatever, Arcana must really love balls.” Michael stared down at the crystalline marbles in his right hand. Each of them was transparent, but he noticed that if he exerted his Chaotic aura onto them, they would glow with random colors or turn pitch-black. Continue reading
“Congratulations on completing the Dungeon ‘The Tomb of Princess Carrabelle’! Your team has received +30 Exp Packs, +1000 Arcane Favor, and +500 Gold.” Michael and his Companions suddenly appeared in a pure-white and massive, empty room. Continue reading
A ten-foot tall demonic man, with a huge, pitch-black, serpentine tail and an enormous siegeblade in his right hand, charged out into the undead horde. Michael roared “Attack me, you crusty cunt-whores!” Continue reading
On the eastern side of Raphael’s Jungle, there was a huge clearing filled with Demonic Basilisks. They were overpopulated to the point where they needed to devour each-other to survive, but the daily dose of ‘Life-Fruit’ made it so that their numbers only continued to rise. It was still incredibly dark in the non-glowing forest, since it was so early in the morning. Continue reading
“The question is… where should I stick my penis in first? I mean, you hate giving blowjobs, so there are really only three options: vaginal, anal or the mysterious silk-hole?” The moment that Michael finished urinating, he teleported into the Necropolis and began fondling the relatively small spider-girl’s body. Continue reading
“Congratulations! You have successfully achieved a superior evolution into a rank-D, Draconic Lava-Fairy. Aside from improving your stats dramatically, you have also obtained two new Racial spells. +75 Aura, +20 Strength, +20 Agility, +20 Vitality, +20 Endurance, +10 Willpower, +10 Luck.” Continue reading
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