“Pretty Old Lady~, please don’t throw me away nyah~! JJ is a good girl, meow~!” Jasmine was being carried towards the door by two Human Skeletons, and struggling frantically to escape. Continue reading
Chapter 114: Love Is Messy
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Chapter 113: Domestic Disasters
The two Human Skeletons had an innate ability to communicate telepathically. Thus, once they became accustomed to their new bodies, they were able to ‘speak’ with Talia, and understand what she was telling them, by listening to her thoughts. Continue reading
Chapter 112: Lovebirds
Elina had a blank expression, as she muttered “That… I see… no wonder she didn’t want to talk to me. I’m such an idiot…” Continue reading
Chapter 111: Fixing a Crazy Cat-Girl?
“Ah~! W-w-what is that thing?! Why is there a demonic eye and tongue in your room!? Wait, why are you taking her into the bathroom?!” Elina was already freaking out before, but seeing the state of Michael’s furniture and light-fixture, she had completely lost what little composure was remaining. Continue reading
Chapter 110: A ‘Touching’ Reunion?
“Your booby-juice is so tasty nyah~!” After drinking a few ounces of glowing breast-milk, Jasmine looked up at the angelic woman’s face. “Meow~, when did you get so big, and skinny? Your freckles are gone, and you have fluffy wings! Un~, the last time I saw you~, bad things happened, and I was stupid, nyah~… I should have never… Ow~, my head hurts sometimes, when I try to remember things…” Continue reading
Chapter 109: The Instrument of Doom
Michael unequipped his Arcane Orb and Siegeblade, before finally sitting down at that crystalline piano. The skeletons were shambling around the house randomly, since they weren’t allowed to go outside and die pointlessly. Continue reading
Chapter 108: New Residents
“Kelsey, Level-1 Human Skeleton, Rank-G,” and “Roycerus, Level-1 Human Skeleton, Rank-G,” had just be reborn… as undead. Given that they couldn’t physically speak, Michael wasn’t able to communicate with them verbally. Continue reading
Chapter 107: The MC Is a Hoarder
As three beams of blinding light descended upon Michael’s roof, three people suddenly materialized in his living-room. One was a Nephilim wearing a white tank-top and jeans, the other was a tiny cat-girl who had horrible color-coordination, and the third was a four-foot tall monster. Continue reading
Chapter 106: The MC Is Forgetful
“Fucking hell! You’re so broken right now… Ugh, shit, stop it, why won’t my penis listen to me?! This Charisma nonsense is really pissing me off! You don’t even look any different from before, but all these weird scents, and… I don’t even. I can’t, my brain doesn’t care anymore. We need to have sex like, three or four times, so I can finish whatever I was trying to do before…” Michael was staring at the mesmerizing Dark-Goblin, as she was ‘reading’ her status-screen. Continue reading
Chapter 105: Twinking Is Expensive
After wearing his new pants and socks, Michael complained “Damn it, so basically, if a piece of gear covers more than one area, the price rises as well. Hmmm~, I only have eleven-thousand, eight-hundred FP left. Huh, I’m starting to get the feeling that a full set of Epics is way more expensive and overpowered than I anticipated.” Continue reading
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