Entering down into the basement, Talia shivered uncontrollably, as a wave of potent Darkness aura enveloped her. Then her sensitive elven ears picked up on a distant, but loud shouting: “Ow, ouch, god-damn it! Suck, not bite! I tongue-massaged the inside of your fucking tail-hole, so stop trying to tear my dick off!” Continue reading
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Chapter 93: Searching for the Immortal One
A huge transparent, feminine figure suddenly appeared before the green-eyed High-Elf. Talia immediately fell to her knees and gazed up at the ‘deity,’ exclaiming “Goddess Aeris!” Continue reading
Chapter 92: Tantric Necromancy
The bleached white bones unsteadily stood upright, immediately staring at its creator and awaiting instructions. It was essentially a soulless machine, which had no will of its own; capable of being given simple commands, but unable to think for itself. Continue reading
Chapter 91: Necromantic Relationship
When Michael teleported outside of the basement bathroom, he muttered “Since bullshit ‘extra-dimensional’ magic is so abundant, there’s probably some kinda special… Yup, there it is; the goddamn Gateway to the Necropolis.” Continue reading
Chapter 90: Professional Goals
Michael immediately teleported into the northern room, which was not quite as large as his bedroom, but there was still plenty of space. He utilized his wisp-form to access the ‘Construction’ menu, and glanced at the ridiculously long list of possibilities. However, he needed to narrow them down, so he entered the search parameters: “Profession.” Continue reading
Chapter 89: An Arcane Kitchen
It wasn’t merely the furnishings that changed; even the walls, windows, doors, ceiling and flooring were dramatically altered. In moments, the wood had transformed into what appeared to be glass; yet, behind that was what seemed like colorful streams of dimly glowing plasmas. Continue reading
Chapter 88: Twice in One Bathroom?
Michael growled “That fucking evil whore-cunt! It’s bad enough that you killed me and raped my corpse, but you even murdered my mana-core babies!” After his rage died down, he sighed dramatically, before grumbling “Ugh, now I have to clean this shit up…” Continue reading
Chapter 87: Chaos Theory?
Elina suddenly felt an extremely familiar and overwhelming aura emanating from beyond that closed door. However, before Michael could open it, there was a flash of blinding light, and then whoever had been there, disappeared. Continue reading
Chapter 86: Cats Are Cute, but Mess
“Wait, since when are Dwarves British? I always remembered them having Scottish accents… Well, I guess the original Dwarves in this world were probably English then?” While Michael was wondering about the least important part of that notification, Elina had a serious expression. Continue reading
Chapter 85: Companions with Benefits
“Hohohohoho~, Little Girl, you still haven’t told me what you desire yet! For such a magnificent feast, I’ll be sure to give you something equally valuable!” Goliath was almost forgotten by the ecstatic Priestess, who was too afraid to turn around. Continue reading