“While I have no fucking clue how the hell they balance this shit at all, I’m still glad that we’re able to equip more than just one set of weapons, because~…” As Michael smirked at the scowling Huntress, he abruptly pulled a meter-long, incredibly thin and flexible, nearly transparent short-sword out of his inventory. Continue reading
“If all of these fuckers can just use the goddamn teleportation portals, then what the hell is the point in all of those fortresses and other bullshit?! Ow~, grah~, stop shooting me! Ugh, JJ, be careful! Talia, hurry the fuck up!” Michael had all four of his wings out and his totally armored body was in its most angelic state. The little cat-girl in his arms was the only thing keeping him from being totally weightless, as he soared a few hundred meters above that gigantic Nekoshire Lake. Continue reading
“This, is quite peculiar…” Talia was standing at the center of the gigantic ‘Archean Bridge’, which connected the two halves of the continent together. It was over three-hundred meters wide and when she ‘Scanned’ it, she discovered that it was entirely constructed out of pure ‘Golden Mithril’. Continue reading
Michael and Jasmine had certainly caused a lot of trouble, but with Darius’ connections in the police department, and among the various casinos involved, he managed to smooth things out. In fact, when the two Greater Angels came through the Gateway of Light, they went on a rampage and murdered over three-hundred soldiers who were guarding the Nexus. Continue reading
Within a huge open, pure-white cubic room, there was an adorable little cat-girl, floating around helplessly. Her naked flesh was covered with a variety of pink or blue kitten tattoos; she was curled up into a ball and her eyes were closed, as she whimpered quietly. Continue reading
“Okay, well, that was fucking awesome, and I honestly don’t feel that much guilt about winning over a million gold… but, they’re literally treating us like mass murderers! We should probably get the hell outta here before we end up having to kill somebody.” Michael and Jasmine were both standing on the roof of a miscellaneous casino, as dozens of news and police helicopters circled around them. Continue reading
“No, it was true, but she already paid back the millions I spent on her a long time ago. I receive the royalties for all of those advertisements, and every single acting job she’s ever had. Hell, she even sold me the rights to her ‘likeness’, which was used in a T.V. series about her life. Then there were the videogames, movies, and all the modeling… I still pay her enough to be considered ‘wealthy’ in Nekoshire, but most of her money is spent on expensive alcohol, food, child support, and gambling.” Darius was obviously fairly irritated, as he explained the ridiculous situation. Continue reading
“The Long Dong Virus: A level-forty strand of demonic herpes which is extraordinarily contagious through air, water, food, bodily fluids, and skin-contact. Able to infect humanoids, magical-beasts and even undead. Causes the infected to mutate and potentially become Chaotic, while increasing their level and rank dramatically. Symptoms include: Spontaneous Intestinal Combustion, Slime-Body Syndrome, Vampirism, Impotence, Narcolepsy, Rapid Aging, Hellfire Addiction, Acidic Mucosal Discharge, Magma-Blood Syndrome, Explosive Diarrhea and Shapelessness.” Continue reading
“You… are you an idiot or just really arrogant? If you were anyone else, I’d have killed you by now, heh-heh~.” Darius shook his head as he gazed down at the absurdly expensive alchemical products that were covering his desk. Continue reading
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