Category Archives: The Dao of Eros

TDoE V2 Chapter 8: Master Hua Jiang

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Even though there were metal wheels on the bottom of Mei’s luggage and the floor was mostly smooth marble, it still wasn’t very easy for her to pull the damn thing. It must have weighed at least two-hundred pounds. There were all sorts of soaps, perfumes, preservatives, a folded up massage table, sleeping bags, way more clothes than either of us would ever need and other random shit that I can’t even remember. She definitely would have taken the furniture too, but the opening of the ‘Extradimensional Chest’ wasn’t quite big enough to fit anything. Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 7: Conscription

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When you spend enough time with another person, you either end up hating them… or loving them. Now, I’m not saying that you need to have sex with them or that sexual desire even has anything to do with it. That fondness that builds up can even be felt for inanimate objects. I definitely had an emotional connection to my computer in my last life, even though I knew that it couldn’t love me back. Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 6: Chess

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“The little boy played Chess on his special board every day, constantly becoming better at the game. Whenever he won a match against a tough opponent, he felt a strange sense of power welling up inside of his body. Eventually, he managed to reach the first level of the Novice Stage. With the state of his body, the doctors told him that he could never Cultivate, even with the help of incredibly powerful medicinal pills or healing techniques.” Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 5: Storytime with Mama Mei

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“Shit, Mei, open the door! Hurry up!” I knocked and yelled a bunch of times, before she finally let me in. Almost the instant that the door closed behind me, there was deep and loud rumbling. It sounded like the entire hallway was being flooded with a torrent of extremely high-pressured streams of water. Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 4: Awakening

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Li Xiu Ying closed the door behind her and immediately removed her hooded crimson robe, revealing her beautiful naked body to me. She blushed and whispered “My younger sister told me what you did for her and I wanted to thank you… But on my way here, I discovered an ancestral pool of warm Nature Qi. By the time I arrived in Hua Jiang Palace, I was covered with these horrid sores! I was going to see a medical doctor, yet I felt too embarrassed and ashamed… I wanted to gather your professional opinion and make sure that it wasn’t a Spiritual affliction first!” Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 3: Peaceful Shaman Life

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The two of them weren’t from the Hua Family, so they didn’t have any Contribution Tokens. They came from the Li Sect of the Southern Islands. Just like the Qing Republic that Di had told me about, the biggest faction wasn’t the governing body, but the various Clans and Sects that had much firmer foundations. They didn’t officially involve themselves with politics, but underneath the surface, they were the ones who truly controlled the nation. Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 2: The Pros and Cons of Shamanism

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I guess when it comes down to it, I loved the weirdness of Shamanism. Now, it freaked me out a bit at first, sure, but I still enjoyed it deep down. It was sexy, terrifying and gratifying. I was helping people; I was practically a doctor… Closer to a Witch Doctor though. Continue reading →

TDoE V2 Chapter 1: Jobs

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TDoE Volume 2 Prologue: Karma

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Let me take a moment to explain the concept of Karma, because I’m not sure if you truly understand it yet. It’s similar to Newton’s Third Law of Motion: “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” However, this supersedes physics and mainly pertains to morality. Continue reading →

The Dao of Eros!

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Okay, so now volume 1 of TDoE is officially totally posted lol.  Yep, it was a lot shorter than book 1 or 2 of HCOP, but… Well, that’s my fault for being inexperienced back then.

31 chapters and a prologue, brings the whole thing up to about… Idfk.  It’s probably close to 50,000 words.  That’s the length of a short book.  Yeah, I know, it’s hard to believe for some of you out there.  But the first ‘book’ of HCOP definitely wouldn’t be able to be a real book, because it’s way way way~ too long.

Anyway, I’ll probably edit and post a few chapters of HCOP soon.  Not today though, cause I just edited like 3 chapters in a row and I’m done with editing for today at least.  I also haven’t written anything yet today and I need to finish at least a chapter or two of TDoE :P.

Also, I finally escape the cesspool of negative Karma on Reddit, but I have an awesome person who is going to be updating things on Novel Translations for me, so my Karmic level is totally meaningless now anyway… But!  If I want to post things there, at least I can now!  Yay~…