A ten-foot tall demonic man, with a huge, pitch-black, serpentine tail and an enormous siegeblade in his right hand, charged out into the undead horde. Michael roared “Attack me, you crusty cunt-whores!” Continue reading
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Chapter 233: Fooling Around?
“I figured that you guys would be showing up today… but I wasn’t really expecting you to show up this early. Hell, it’s like five AM, don’t you bastards ever sleep?” Johnny’s voice reverberated throughout the first Boss-Room of the Dungeon. Continue reading
Chapter 232: Loose Ends
On the eastern side of Raphael’s Jungle, there was a huge clearing filled with Demonic Basilisks. They were overpopulated to the point where they needed to devour each-other to survive, but the daily dose of ‘Life-Fruit’ made it so that their numbers only continued to rise. It was still incredibly dark in the non-glowing forest, since it was so early in the morning. Continue reading
Chapter 231: Complex Relationships
“The question is… where should I stick my penis in first? I mean, you hate giving blowjobs, so there are really only three options: vaginal, anal or the mysterious silk-hole?” The moment that Michael finished urinating, he teleported into the Necropolis and began fondling the relatively small spider-girl’s body. Continue reading
Chapter 230: Embracing the Darkness of Love
“Hate, pain, rage, love, agony… emptiness, void, darkness, shadow… death.” Sarah was murmuring a mantra and struggling to ignore the screams, cackling, cries, roars, laughter and whispers within her mind. Continue reading
Chapter 229: Family Reunion
“I’m a vampire, obviously! Also, I work for a Battleground news station now… With the way your boyfriend has been going around massacring people lately, it’d be stranger if I couldn’t find you! Damn, you always acted so reserved and ‘innocent’, what the fuck happened? I’m not trying to be judgy, but I seriously just saw a video of you and your ‘Companions’ having an orgy in a Dungeon… Sure, I’ve been with a decent amount of guys, but never more than one at a time! Besides that, I’ve definitely never had so little self-confidence that I was willing to share my man with a bunch of other girls!” The first thing that Lily did was obviously to try and publicly humiliate her angelic sister in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Continue reading
Chapter 228: The Start of Another ‘Peaceful’ Day
“Nothing lasts forever… so nothing ever truly ends. Existence is eternal, but life is ephemeral… Michael, you need to wake up now; you’re running out of time.” The Nephilim was mumbling to himself as he slowly opened his eyes. His body had ended up at the center of the Arcane Prison and was surprisingly not moving at all, regardless of the nearly zero-gravity. Continue reading
Chapter 227: Alice’s OP Alchemy
Alice finished concocting a bubbling, pitch-black, inky potion, which emitted toxic fumes constantly. It was so unstable that the first three tries had resulted in Chaotic explosions, even before she had a chance to try it out. Continue reading
Chapter 226: Evolution for the Win?
“Congratulations! You have successfully achieved a superior evolution into a rank-D, Draconic Lava-Fairy. Aside from improving your stats dramatically, you have also obtained two new Racial spells. +75 Aura, +20 Strength, +20 Agility, +20 Vitality, +20 Endurance, +10 Willpower, +10 Luck.” Continue reading
Chapter 225: All In a Day’s Work
“Ugh~, killing people is so exhausting… It’s pretty much over with now, right? I wanna go home, take a long hot bath in Talia’s room, then have a relaxing orgy, before finally going to sleep.” Michael was casually glancing around at the tens of thousands of corpses that were spread out around him. Obviously, there were quite a few casualties on his side as well: three-hundred giant wasps, five-hundred colossal cockroaches, one-thousand massive ants and plenty of other miscellaneous magical-beasts that he honestly didn’t care about. Continue reading